If you had Peter Molyneux alone in a room...

[Mr.Erz]

I would tell him that I was a chef and was willing to prepare any meal in the world for him.
After he placed his order I would leave the room and wait an abnormally long time. Before I got ready to serve him his meal I would fan all the aromas towards the door, making him desire it even more. Then I would take a dump on a plate and throw it in front of him and say here you go.

 

[Kiutu]

Pretend I would kill him and threaten him to let me supervise Fable 3 or I would never let him go. Then I would keep him in check while still letting him do what he loves since he has alot of ideas, but cant get em all out. Cause really, if he could magically make his vision of a game appear, it would be a PERFECT game.

 

[dakota_bartsch]

Tell him to stop having such big orgies over his upcoming games.
Then shove an acorn down his throat and ask him if it will grow into a tree now.

 

[Mcface]

Ask him to teach me his ways, So i can sell myself to females.