If you had the ability to choose you idea partner...

[Quazimofo]

Someone who would be as devoted to me as I am to them, and someone that keeps themselves in similar shape as me. Big tits and an excellent ass wouldn't hurt either.

well, there is a bit of a size limit on tits. some people do think bigger=better, but seriously, for me, bigger than a C is a bit much. but now that i think about it, i really shouldn't even be on this thread. only a freshman in high school and ive only gotten shot down by the 3 girls i liked at various points in the year (still friends with the first 2 (so many of the asians at my school are awesome, i feel spoiled), and the most recent one there is still a chance smaller than my self-confidence, but a chance all the same)

and why the fuck am i telling you all this? maybe it is because there is a vague chance someone will somehow say something helpful, or funny and we all get a good laugh, and the fact that im 90% sure nobody on here knows me or even what state i live in.

 

[Quazimofo]

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How about a girl who has a brain... Who always speak her mind?

Naaah! My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!

*Whispers to lewism247* "He/She thinks He/She's a lady killer"

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.

*whispers again to lewism* "The only girl who would like him is his mother"
Edit: I am waiting for the Combo breaker.

When we come home in victory, they'll line up at the door!

What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!

but like what kind of fight, I mean ill go up aginst a few street thugs for my women but if like cyborg hittler comes into thiss im cutting my loses and finding someone with less baggage.

cyborg hitler? dude just throw some neodymium magnets at his brain, that would fuck his shit up in no time. then splash him with water and freeze him in a good position, and make a mold so you can put a statue of a cyborg hitler like no other in your yard. AND you can say with all honesty you killed hitler.

in short. cyborg hitler= hell of a lot better than street thugs.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

What do you mean 'if?'

I have the ability to choose my ideal partner.

Well excuse me, I didn't realize that we had Mr. Hefner is this forum. /sarcasm

Is everyone else on this forum in an arranged marriage or something?

 

[Magicman10893]

As far as appearance goes, she would have curves and a nice butt. For her hair I don't really have a preference, but probably blonde or brunette with blonde streaks. I would like either green or blue eyes. For height I would prefer slightly shorter than myself.

For personality, I would prefer for her to be similar to me. That way my dark and perverted brand of humor would be appreciated by more than a small handful of friends.

 

[Dango]

I don't really have any preference, I'll just go with my avatar.

 

[Tomo Stryker]

What do you mean 'if?'

I have the ability to choose my ideal partner.

Well excuse me, I didn't realize that we had Mr. Hefner is this forum. /sarcasm

Is everyone else on this forum in an arranged marriage or something?

I'm not sure what you mean. But my mail order Thai Wife loves this country and the Yankees, beat that!

 

[Saelune]

Nerds. He has to be a hardcore gamer, and atleats be open to other nerdy stuff (DnD and the likes)

An open sense of humor is nice too. I liek to laugh and to make people laugh. Doesnt even have to be good, since I laugh at sme stupid things.

Also he has to love me too.

Other stuff I try to be more open to.

I've already met basically the perfect guy, but he lives in Texas, has a girlfriend, and would probably not date me even if he could...but atleasts he is practically my best friend.

 

[Innegativeion]

Shared interests, first and foremost... which unfortunately cuts down my choices a considerable bit right there!

She needs to be an overall nice person, and have values similar, or at least non-conflicting with mine.

She'd be independent and intelligent. I find myself much more comfortable around, socializing much more easily with those kinds of people.

She'd have to be rather attracted to me; I believe a successful romantic relationship involves a healthy amount of sex (in moderation of course).

Lastly, she'd definitely have to share my sense of humor.

 

[Astoria]

My perfect partner has to have a similar music taste to me. I'd like it if they had similar interests to me but also have some of their own that they're willing to share with me. I need someone with a good sense of humour and who can make me laugh because I'm too serious sometimes. Looks aren't a big deal to me but I would like someone taller than me (I'm small so that's not hard).

I love how my boyfriend is exactly this and more.

 

[doomboy29]

I would choose an artistic otaku shy girl.

 

[aba1]

My ideal woman knows her way around a whip and makes it very clear shes good at it

 

[Gurk]

Also, my ideal man would have a job.
I'm working my arse off to get through university and I have a job, I'd except him to be doing one or the other, not just sit at home all day. :|

 

[Dr Snakeman]

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How about a girl who has a brain... Who always speak her mind?

Naaah! My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!

*Whispers to lewism247* "He/She thinks He/She's a lady killer"

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.

*whispers again to lewism* "The only girl who would like him is his mother"
Edit: I am waiting for the Combo breaker.

When we come home in victory, they'll line up at the door!

What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!

Wish that I had-

A girl worth fighting for!

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

My girl will think I have no faults; that I'm a major find.

How about a girl who has a brain... Who always speak her mind?

Naaah! My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!

*Whispers to lewism247* "He/She thinks He/She's a lady killer"

I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.

*whispers again to lewism* "The only girl who would like him is his mother"
Edit: I am waiting for the Combo breaker.

When we come home in victory, they'll line up at the door!

What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!

but like what kind of fight, I mean ill go up aginst a few street thugs for my women but if like cyborg hittler comes into thiss im cutting my loses and finding someone with less baggage.

Dammit! I was all set to jump on the Mulan train, but someone had to go and screw it up.

Oh, well. Let's get down to business [sub][sub]Please?[/sub][/sub]

...and get back to the OP.

My ideal woman? This is a bit strange, but I'd either want someone who was a whole lot like me, or not like me at all. Nothing in between. Either a girl with my outlook on life, my politics, my addiction to all things fiction...

Or an artsy, liberal type who I could have loads of Belligerent Sexual Tension with. Heated arguments about... whatever, angry sex, the works. Maybe I'm just delusional, but that just sounds like loads of fun.

 

[infohippie]

Personality-wise, I would like someone who is a geek and shares, or at least understands and accepts, my love of sci-fi, computer games, books, anime, tabletop games, etc.
Physically, I would prefer that she is very pale, curvy (even slightly chubby) and a brunette.

[sub]And of course she ought to be able to quote Monty Python and the Princess Bride at any time, that really should go without saying...[/sub]

 

[Harry Mason]

I'll spare you the ooey-gooeyness of just describing my girlfriend at length, and give a short answer...

A sexually attractive geek who is smarter than me.
I already found my perfect girl.

 

[liquidangry]

 

[infohippie]

well, there is a bit of a size limit on tits. some people do think bigger=better, but seriously, for me, bigger than a C is a bit much.

I think size isn't that important. I've played with a few sets of E-cups, and that's fun. I've also played with a few sets of B-cups and several sizes in between, and that's also fun. Just so long as they're real is the important thing, fake boobies are horrible. Size doesn't matter that much.

 

[Innegativeion]

I've described personality, so the following preferred, not necessary...

-Straight, medium to long hair (not a huge fan of short-haired women, no offense to anyone.)

-Favor brunettes and redheads

-Not too short

-curvy

-good sized bust, nothing ridiculous though.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

My idea partner would have to be pretty smart and okay with coming up with most of the idea by themselves.
I'm not very bright you see.

 

[natster43]

My ideal partner would cute, brunette, medium long hair, average weight, not too skinny or overweight, smart, nice, loves me, and hates PETA with a passion.