if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Don't forget the oil, I'm stealing plenty of that.


Arrg, you horrible person.

Nice xmas avatar btw.

 

[XThecommander]

Indeed you are... *pulls out a lighter.*

 

[Yureina]

Don't forget the oil, I'm stealing plenty of that.


Arrg, you horrible person.

Nice xmas avatar btw.

Not an x-mas avatar. Its a snow avatar. Its snowing here! ^_^

OT: So, what's your favorite color?

 

[XThecommander]

I like silver, blue, white, gold, black, red, and purple. Not counting the other variations of these colors.

 

[xmbts]

Aww, lucky I got all the cold with none of the snow.

OT: go for it you'll be burning down your house.

 

[XThecommander]

What are you talking about? *Lights nearby candle.* I was just lighting this candle...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... but that candle was made out of gunpowder... and its burning its way towards the oil in Xmbts's tubes... you can see where this is going...
well... I'm out (opens a portal to Sigil, which closes after I use it)

 

[XThecommander]

*squirts fire with water gun.* All better, now where was I... Ah yes, did I mention this is your house xmbts?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(ports back, sticks head through portal to check if its safe, comes through when sees that it is)

Well... that was the fastest emergency I've ever seen... unless this portal had a week-long time delay... like that Nova-Prospeckt fiasco...

Yeah... guys... I'm actually the G-Man... I just use various illusions to look like what I think most people on Earth look like...

 

[xmbts]

They look blue scarred and have dreadlocks?

Also my 'house' is a tiny room filled with guns ammunition and bombs, and its on a tiny island in the middle of no where. You won't escape either.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... yes... I will... remember... extensive knowledge of the Planes and how to activate portals between them?

There are portals EVERYWHERE, all I need to use them is the right "Key", which can literally be ANYTHING, from a literal key to a bit of junk, to a simple tune.

So, no... you can't hold me at all.

Now... welcome to my basement.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Who is this person?
...

OT: You again? Time to leave this dimension so I won't have to deal with you anymore. Keep the basement.

 

[xmbts]

I will tell you all of my conspiracy theories in great detail.

 

[mParadox]

Keep them to yourself...in fact, I force you to make me a presentation of your conspiracies in the likeness of Zero Punctuation.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'll tie you up and force you to bake cake. :3

 

[The Clown]

I would see how many balloon animals I could fit down your throat

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would just send you back to the Lower Planes where you belong.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd send you off back to the smurf kingdom.

 

[Scde2]

My cake...Let me show you it. =3

 

[Best of the 3]

I would but I've got badminton soo so I'll just get changed into these rather short shorts and thin shirt.