if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

I feel sorry for the condition in which you are in.

 

[Best of the 3]

I feel sorry for the condition I'm in. Maybe I should lock myself in the baseent and save everyone else?

 

[mParadox]

Nay. That would destroy the purpose of kidnapping.

 

[Best of the 3]

You're right. Who is the kidnapper again?

 

[mParadox]

Your butler! O_O

 

[xmbts]

Or was it me? Who knows anymore.

 

[mParadox]

I don't know but you better talk or your wires gonna get cut one by one.

 

[Best of the 3]

But you is tied in my basement. I don't think Sebas-chan would let you do anything to xmbts.

 

[mParadox]

I has cats!!

 

[Best of the 3]

Ciel is alergic to them. He'll dispose of them if I tell him to.

 

[xmbts]

Ha! Whose under the protection of a demon butler now? Wait...this might not work.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Um... WHY ARE YOU PLUGGED INTO MY HOUSE?

[sub]No wonder the power bills were skyrocketing. Damn Mynok/human hybrids...[/sub]

 

[Best of the 3]

I remember we used to fight him with shotguns. Good times, good times.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I used a crossbow... And how did you get tied up like that again?

 

[xmbts]

Right I had a shotgun though, and uzi's, and the mouth gun, and the self destruct bomb.

Thoroughly outgunned I'd say.

 

[Best of the 3]

But I had "Cake", a wild shota cat boy and some rabid, naked fox that likes "explosions". I think you were way out of your league.

 

[xmbts]

It seems like any and all of those problems could be solved with some buckshot.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why would I need to tie her up she can't get up the stairs any way.

 

[xmbts]

O_O

Oh my.

(Also your username makes more sense now)