if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Timotei]

Introduce them to Mr. Thingy.

 

[xmbts]

Sit and learn about 'the joys of bacon'.

 

[Timotei]

Put more ninjas in the basement.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Inject her with massive amounts aphrodisac and force her to watch H-games while tied up.

What?

I'm Hazama!

 

[Timotei]

Introduce you to my friend

 

[projectazure]

Oh, my. Friendly chest bumps for her in my basement?

 

[Timotei]

Get rid of the rainbows.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Hang upside down and troll. Repeatedly.

 

[Timotei]

I'd put you in a tournament where you aren't allowed.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Attack you with my big ball o' raep.

http://blazen.thecomicseries.com/comics/76

 

[Timotei]

I'd put you up against a person mashing only a single button.

 

[xmbts]

I'd make her put some clothes on.

 

[i don't know]

I would rip out his wires.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would rip off her mask. Then make her a sandwich to eat; she's probably hungry.

 

[i don't know]

crack it open, thanks for the sandwich but I need some eggs right now.

 

[AvsJoe]

Turn your flames against you and pull out some shades for one very specific purpose: *puts on shades* to crack a very bad pun.

Yeah.

Then I'd watch you burn.

 

[ShockValue]

Force the egg to hatch.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd wonder how in the hell this happened. Then I'd probably let her go, apologizing regularly. Maybe even ask for an autograph.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Make an omlet

 

[i don't know]

make a barbecue.