if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

Definitely not you my dear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, I take it back! *flees*

 

[mParadox]

That's a shame. I was about to show him the secret to catching Pikachu. Ah well.

 

[xmbts]

Definitely not you my dear.

Aww, well I didn't want to know anyway. T_T

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't tell him anything and I'll let you go free.

 

[mParadox]

No conditions!

 

[xmbts]

Wait...what?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Definitely not you my dear.

Aww, well I didn't want to know anyway. T_T

*hugs xmbts*

There there. I could show you Mars if you like.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to try on a bunch of dresses that I think would look good on him.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I'd be very confused.

 

[i don't know]

I'd tell him that only dresses put on the Pyro make him look good, even that's questionable because we don't know what gender "IT" is...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd slap him around for being ninja'd.

 

[i don't know]

I would consider my sanity once more, and then take a few meds...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make him come up with words for the recaptcha.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd get him to try on a bunch of dresses that I think would look good on him.

*destroys all of his dresses*

 

[xmbts]

...Nice suit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

So... would you like a tour of Mars?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Put on some pants.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Force him to buy my spare 40k army that I've been trying to get rid of.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd negotiate with him. Depends on the quality of arms, men, etc.