if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Sould1n]

C'mon PyroteknicSpartan91, you shot my avatar! Why? Oh yeah, too much information.

I'll keep this short and simple and maybe the next person will at least keep my adorable, backwards flying witch alive.

Well I've never run any experiments on a retard before and so I shall see what happens when I remove those pants from said retards head.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Behold the lair. Enjoy your stay.

*Leaves*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Huh. It's apparently windy in my basement.
Which is odd since I don't have one.

 

[Taunta]

There appears to be a man of great military standing in my basement. He sure seems to babble a lot.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now Middle Earth is safe.

 

[xmbts]

Where's the volume on you, you're too quiet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... you could try this. *hands xmbts a remote*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to make shoes for me.

 

[Link_to_Future]

I would...uh...show it silly videos until it started smiling?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd start singing the Futurama theme tune.

So uh.. wouldn't that be humming not singing? Or do you hear words that the rest of us don't?

OT: I'd see if the glowing rubs off on me, and if it did, I'd make my whole body glow.

 

[PyroteknicSpartan91]

*Tape ur mouth* So which one of u has ur virginity cuz ILL FUCKING TAKE IT

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well now, some variety! Yeah, you'll just stay right there.

 

[mParadox]

What are you doing in my wine cellar? T____T

 

[mParadox]

Good to hear. *adjusts glove*

How was the wine?

 

[mParadox]

Alrighty!

What are we supposed to do?