if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

Oh good! Don't scare me like that! *hugs tightly*

xD

Oh, right, you're tied up in my basement. Hmm... what oh what should I do to you?
*massive smile cracks*

[sub]meep[/sub] o,o

 

[mParadox]

Cook and eat him.

It's the logical solution, really.

You're not helping. D=

 

[zombiesinc]

Cook and eat him.

It's the logical solution, really.

Are you going to join me at least? I graze... these portions are too big! I can't overeat, ick.

 

[mParadox]

You're not helping. D=

That depends on your definition of help. My definition happens to be 'You are encouraging her to kill and eat me' so yes, I am helping a great deal.

O_O Her. Helping HER a great deal.

 

[zombiesinc]

Nope. Just ate. You could always chop him up and keep him in the freezer for later.

You know... the more I think about it the more I worry he's not to my preference... I wouldn't want to waste such a huge chunk of ness only to freeze it until it's freezer-burnt and thrown away. x.x

[small]Plus, he's my friend, and friends aren't supposed to do that... right?[/small]

 

[zombiesinc]

Y'know on second thought... we could all share this pizza I have. Can't we all be friends again?! Dx

 

[zombiesinc]

They're not supposed to, but now you're just being like, so mainstream.

Oh right, and we can't be 'mainstream' 'cause being rebellious 'n stuff is so much cooler and non-mainstream-mainstream... ye.

Fun useless fact: I was born in 1987! *looks at post count, smiles, daydreams, snaps out of it* AHEM. >.>

 

[Steppin Razor]

*gives you a nice, cold glass of YOUR OPINION IS INVALID*

 

[mParadox]

They're not supposed to, but now you're just being like, so mainstream.

Oh right, and we can't be 'mainstream' 'cause being rebellious 'n stuff is so much cooler and non-mainstream-mainstream... ye.

Fun useless fact: I was born in 1987! *looks at post count, smiles, daydreams, snaps out of it* AHEM. >.>

Ah yes. Happy post count birthday. Please remain mainstream. Otherwise I'll eat you.

 

[zombiesinc]

There are so many things going on in this basement! It's so exciting it's nearly overwhelming.

@Steppin I know! Jeez...

@mPara Okay, I won't eat you, this time. ;o

@FargoKasWOOF Yeah, I just wanted to throw in three alternative names fo' fun.

 

[mParadox]

@Fargo: At least it's cool. =(

@zombie: I look forward to the next time we become seductively cannibalistic. =3