if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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We'd have some interesting chats.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would let him out.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to learn Tolkien's Elvin language backwards, then teach it to me forwards.

 

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I would demand that he get me a weasel in exchange for his freedom.

 

[i don't know]

I'd make him draw certain pictures for me...

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd kick him out.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd force him to eat that extra eyepatch.

 

[Best of the 3]

I don't own any rabbits. They're pests.

I'd shave his head.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd force him to eat them too.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd bleed all over his white clothes.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd force him to breath in my ashes.