if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Dr.Susse]

Right.
You look like a Scrabble player, I'll go get a game of Scrabble.

 

[idodo35]

cool a car! is it for me? wait i dont have a lisence yet!

 

[scorptatious]

A cat? I don't think I'd feel right tying up a cat...

Unless it knows something I don't.

 

[idodo35]

yay! breakfast!

 

[CarlMin]

I would probably eat that but i don't know what it is ... <.<

Hit it in the head with an empty beer bottle, I have alot of them anyway.

Whaa?

 

[i don't know]

I would probably eat that but i don't know what it is ... <.<

Hit it in the head with an empty beer bottle, I have alot of them anyway.

Whaa?

Its paws are still typing, must hit it in the head twice more. Three times is the charm.

Off-topic: I'm sorry, I just have a burning hatred for cute little animals that look tasty and intrude my cave.

 

[fnlrpa]

I'll just keep you tied up till the end of time

 

[Dango]

Ask them why they were so easy to tie up.

 

[scorptatious]

A cute anime girl who's batting her eyes.

...There's no way this is legal...

 

[CarlMin]

Am I the last person on earth who is not attracted to little anime girls?

Also, I would free you because I don't like ducks.

I would probably eat that but i don't know what it is ... <.<

Hit it in the head with an empty beer bottle, I have alot of them anyway.

Whaa?

Its paws are still typing, must hit it in the head twice more. Three times is the charm.

Off-topic: I'm sorry, I just have a burning hatred for cute little animals that look tasty and intrude my cave.

You don't wanna hurt cute things. You want to treat them to romantic dinners.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Let's have a tea party.

o_0' you're tying me up and expecting to have a tea party?! WTF?!

...
...
...

The scones better be damned good...

You don't wanna hurt cute things. You want to treat them to romantic dinners.

Hmmm, my dog wants to eat you...

 

[CarlMin]

I would leave him tied because:

1: he is death
2: his dog wants to eat me

 

[armadillo122]

D'aww! I would do things that are probably illegal in most countries...

<..>

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Like I already said: Why would I have an armadillo tied up in my basement? Particularly one that wants to be Keyboard Cat...

 

[armadillo122]

whats a keyboard cat?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Here's the original video.

 

[armadillo122]

Fail. That cat is not sexy by any standard.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Fail. That cat is not sexy by any standard.

I did say you were trying to be Keyboard Cat.

Regardless of what it would do to your dignity.

 

[SckizoBoy]

How big are your eyes... really?

Let's find out, eh?

 

[CarlMin]

God, this guy is scary.