if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Malyc]

Thank you!

... but what's the fork for? All I stole was candy..

 

[mParadox]

Ssshhh. *puts finger on your lips* You need not question this act my dear.

 

[Malyc]

I see...

*uses fork to eat candy*

 

[mParadox]

Pinecones are well known for their choking properties. >.>

 

[Malyc]

@Tizzy: I wish you luck with that... now what are you chewing on?

 

[Malyc]

Nice choice!

 

[mParadox]

An excellent choice to partake in. Yes, quite.

 

[mParadox]

*sips milk* Quite.

 

[Malyc]

*sips whiskey*

Nyes....

 

[mParadox]

*sips mango* Indeedly dee.

 

[Malyc]

O_O

How can you sip a mango? Unless you pureed it, but...

*sips coffee*

Nyes indeed...

 

[mParadox]

You're clearly not familiar with our mangoes.

*more sippy sip on mango* Indeed.

 

[Malyc]

I must not be...

*sips on an apple*

This doesn't work very well...

*throws apple, sips mt dew instead*

Nyes...

 

[mParadox]

*bites into chicken* Yeeeeeeeeees.

 

[Malyc]

O_O

*steals cow*

BEEEEEEEEEF!

*eats trout*

Indeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

[Malyc]

@Over: Dafuq?

VAMPIRE!!!

*grabs garlic and a stake, leaps at over*

 

[Malyc]

@over: *stops leap in midair, hovers*

Wha? How did Para make you make us taste like bacon?

 

[mParadox]

*adjusts tie* Oh did I do that? Oh ho ho ho.

*applies BBQ sauce on Mal*