if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

*gives pogo stick* Poke it poke it poke it poke it poke it.

 

[Malyc]

*hits squirrel over the head with a couch*

.... What?

 

[mParadox]

That was a very soft couch I have to say. :O

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't make the squirrel angry. You won't like the squirrel when its angry.

 

[Roxas1359]

Squirrels are cool.*gets attack*
Quick, I'll untie you if you help me.

 

[Malyc]

@para: you're a squirrel now?

@Lagomorph: I do so enjoy angry squirrels...

@Nero: *leaves tied up*

 

[springheeljack]

I am going to brick you in here however if you say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR! I might set you free

 

[Malyc]

You think a brick wall be enough to hold me?

*applies plastic exposives*

 

[mParadox]

I was never a squirrel. :O But as I understand it, that squirrel was quite unharmed. O>O

 

[Malyc]

@para: true... sneaky bastard was shorter than the legs of the couch Q_Q

 

[mParadox]

o,o Sneaky squirrel. Very evil.

 

[Malyc]

@para: The most evil....

Excuse me while I stop it from burning my house down.

*chases squirrel with chainsaw*

 

[i don't know]

I must be a plastic explosive, because I'm stuck to u >:3 *BOOM*

 

[Roxas1359]

How did I keep the phoenix tied up?
Oh right. *dumps water on and clips wings*

 

[mParadox]

Haven't you played Age of Mythology! :O

They lay an egg and come anew. >,>

 

[i don't know]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*burns off water and runs like a kiwi towards skele*

Para, help me get revenge on this monster. HE ASSAULTED ME!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can punch you now. I have hands!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

TELL ME WHY YOU'RE SO HAPPY!

 

[mParadox]

Para, help me get revenge on this monster. HE ASSAULTED ME!

*picks up and hugs tight* Ssshhh, there there~ It's alright. =D