if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

mParadox · Jul 24, 2012

Delicious delicious flesh.

Wait what? BAD PARA. *hides in bed* o.o No food. No food.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 25, 2012

Well, he's exploded.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 26, 2012

I get free popcorn everyday.

i don't know · Jul 26, 2012

Sounds tasty, if not a little...HARD TO CHEW. HEYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

mParadox · Jul 26, 2012

Oh IDK, why you so silly? :3

mParadox · Jul 27, 2012

You're the re incarnation of every comedian which ever lived in Ancient Rome!

i don't know · Jul 27, 2012

Oh those men, and their doughnut love

mParadox · Jul 27, 2012

Baby don't hurt me, no more~

mParadox · Jul 28, 2012

*gives grilled salmon* AHOY.

mParadox · Jul 28, 2012

See? Now everyone's happy!

i don't know · Jul 28, 2012

Hey hey hey, I got a joke!!

What do you call giving a brain damage patient oral sex?

EATING YOUR VEGETABLES!

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 29, 2012

Tell me why you want to be famous on the Escapist.

i don't know · Jul 29, 2012

I have a disorder ;'(