if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[yuval152]

HEY! you are stealing my answers.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Videotape them and submit for America's Funniest Home Kidnappings

 

[White Lightning]

Untie it and take it to the pound, I have enough cats down there.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Call the FBI, I want experts to poke you and find out what you are!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Where's my chili?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Just keep watching

They're doing all the work for me!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Take him back to Taco Bell and demand more mayonnaise.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Have them all ransomed off!

Kidnappin' ain't easy

/sarcasm (Just being safe!)

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Stash him in a glass box and charge people for viewings.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Threaten to refresh the world

Everyone will DIE!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tell me why you look so determined.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Look him dead in the eye and yell

"WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING!?"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Taco > Zombie

I'm keeping you around, just in case.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yell "HARVEY DENT; CAN HE BE TRUSTED?"