if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[PsychicTaco115]

Force him to be blinded by the light

The light is our friend...

 

[karcentric]

*turns light off*

Stop playing with the fittings, you'll break it, and do break them, I'll break your wrist.

 

[mParadox]

*lights candle* Natural light will protect us all!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Pulls out a flashlight*

Artificial light is the way to go!

 

[mParadox]

BAH. You can never outshine the SUN.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Leather or spandex tonight?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sorry, you're not my girlfriend. Or a girl. Get out of here.

 

[karcentric]

Get out of here stalker!

 

[mParadox]

Get over here!

 

[willofbob]

FATALITY!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Use him to test the targeting systems of my robot droid killing machines of doom

Fire when ready!

 

[karcentric]

*Glares at droids*

If you fire in my house I'll have you decommissioned...

 

[Slenn]

*Turns on interrogation lamp*

"Where were you on the day of today? I'm talking to YOU, devil!"

 

[mParadox]

I believe he was out having a nice cup of tea.

 

[karcentric]

No, I don't drink tea of coffee, I'd rather you gave me Pepsi...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Me and my pet Dragon oooo
Me and my pet Dragon oooooooooooooo

 

[karcentric]

*stomps*

I'm a demon, not a dragon...

*stomps some more*

 

[mParadox]

You look like a dragon.

Sure we can't see the wings but still.

You might be one of those, confused dragons.

Got their mythology all wound up.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

On closer inspection I would say he is a giant gecko, my good man.