if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

Epicspoon · Jan 27, 2013

Terrible terrible dirty things.

The Night Angel · Jan 27, 2013

Let him out, he could probably be doing some good somewhere else

ShockValue · Jan 27, 2013

Take his eye patch.

Sacman · Jan 27, 2013

I dunno, cook them dinner and be all shy and coy...<.<

Epicspoon · Jan 27, 2013

Change the channel.

karcentric · Jan 28, 2013

Leave him with a TV showing only one thing on loop...

ShockValue · Jan 28, 2013

Paint him blue.

Sacman · Jan 28, 2013

Watch a movie with them or something... I'm not good at this kidnapping thing...<.<

PsychicTaco115 · Jan 28, 2013

Fix the reception on his TV

Epicspoon · Jan 28, 2013

Eat his head for the eight billionth time.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 28, 2013

Force him to run across the dragon of life while carrying propane tanks.
[sup]I don't remember what the hell that dragon was called.[/sup]

Epicspoon · Jan 28, 2013

I WOULD DO EVERYTHING.

karcentric · Jan 28, 2013

Ransom him so I can torture someone else in my basement...

Epicspoon · Jan 28, 2013

Seal him in the temple of time so he can't bother me for the rest of my life.

SomeLameStuff · Jan 28, 2013

Leave him there until he evolves...

karcentric · Jan 28, 2013

Looks like their doing the hard work of torturing each other for me...

Muspelheim · Jan 29, 2013

What do demons eat, for a start? My dinner plans are rapidly going out the window...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 30, 2013

YOU! Tell me if those mushrooms are edible or not!

karcentric · Jan 31, 2013

Force feed you mushrooms, and more mushrooms.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 3, 2013

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH LASERS