if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call the dog catcher.

 

[Zirat]

Steal her hat for my own evil purposes...

And probably just let her go or something, I dont need her.

 

[One Seven One]

Hack him until he is on my side/take is armour.

 

[Sliverwings]

Make him play Superman 64... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Get DNA samples then let him go.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Teach her the difference between 'fresh' and 'fly'.

 

[Lust]

Take their candy from 'em.........

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Make him read all of Shakespeare, without ceasing.

 

[harv3034]

Tell Buzz that it isn't a real spaceship

 

[Lust]

Have them read Lord of the Flies by listening to it by audio book........

 

[harv3034]

Saw off it's horns and then make it set through the most boring TV show EVER (in his oun opinion).

Then, my torture complete, I'd let him go

 

[Lust]

I'd stomp my feet around them, surprising them every time......

 

[xmbts]

I would put all sorts of makeup on its face and make it take part in tea parties.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get her to find me burried treasure! Yar!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take that dead-end company and make it great.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Under the cover of night, far away from prying eyes, something beautiful would happen.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Use it as my backdrop for break dancing.

 

[YoBadMama]

Force Professeor Farnsworth to sign over the rights of Planet Express over to me, profit, buy Mom corp., then conquer the world.

 

[xmbts]

Headbutt.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Sorry lady.....oh fuck its CYBORG NOODLE AGAIN!!!!!