if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[XThecommander]

How did you get out of the chair, and please turn the fan off.

 

[Dango]

Take it to a nice sea food dinner.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Buy her party favours.

 

[BoosterGold]

I have you now, gimme that hat

 

[XThecommander]

Edit:I'm going to accept that therapy offer...
Off Topic:No one understands my avatar... Im gonna need to change it.
*Shoots portal gun at it* Dang ninja demons...

 

[xmbts]

Give it some ninja repellent, the pirates aren't doing the trick.

Spoiler: Though it may not be the best solution...

 

[XThecommander]

I will kill it... Many times over, and take its stuff.

 

[i don't know]

What are you, and how'd you get into my world!?

 

[Best of the 3]

Pokes you with your own handbag.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Laugh at him until he gives up his burried treasure! Yarrrr!

 

[Best of the 3]

Why do people always think I'm a pirate.

Throws marshmellows at you.

 

[XThecommander]

I must see whats behind the eye patch *starts to take it off*
*rips off the eye patch to reveal... another eye patch...*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Take a pair of his wings so that I too may fly! Er... higher and faster than a spaceship already can..

 

[Best of the 3]

Turn my basement to a secret launch pad. We're going to space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Arrrre you ready to be space pirates? Hoist the main solar sails!

 

[i don't know]

*hoists the main solar sails* Away my trusty, errr, space ship. To new planets we must go!

 

[xmbts]

A clearly insane pyro thinking their a space pirate tied up in my basement eh? Well I can't go into details but the remedy involves a taxi, a beaver, and 3 forks.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Tell it to stop siphoning my electricity.

 

[xmbts]

Break out some monopoly, it's gonna be a long night.

 

[Sliverwings]

I wonder how long one would last in an industrial sized microwave...