if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Neonbob]

I think I'd just have to spend a good five hours just poking the remaining eye. For shits n giggles.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why does my basement smell like whale meat?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How do you tie up a bus and the whole desert anyway?

...

I'd untie it and drive it... and probably lose money because its gas mileage stinks.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I keep Jessied up and make james and the cat blast off again

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would never let Master Chief go. That way they couldn't make another game about him.

 

[xmbts]

I would tie them down, they blast off far too often for my tastes.

 

[Syrus Vikeruce]

Slap the **** in the face.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Cut off his finger.

 

[i don't know]

Show her how "hot", I am.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Take their helmet off so I can see if they're a guy or a girl!

 

[Best of the 3]

Steal your glasses, brake them then sell them back to you for a high price.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Smash your teasets!

 

[i don't know]

Ladies, ladies! No fighting, not until I get my camera, carry on.

 

[BoosterGold]

"go just go" points to the door

 

[Best of the 3]

Go back through that portal of yours, and take that pumpkin with you.

 

[xmbts]

I would make him act like a pirate in exchange for freedom.

 

[Best of the 3]

Replace all the wires with energy saving bulbs. You're costing me a small fortune in bills you know.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Remove the eyepatch and prove that he is a robot that has a malfunctioning holo-eye.

 

[Sacman]

Blast them off... if you know what I mean...<.<

 

[Dango]

"Present day, heh... Present time HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now go away."