if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Actually you can't, because all I have to do is allow my consciousness to wander off until the videos are over.

So sorry, thanks for trying.

Now that you're tied up again... just what are those tentacles for anyway?

 

[xmbts]

tentacle porn
to make her look cooler
Charging the batteries and probably giving some amount of motor oil

OT: I would draw silly things on your face since you lack many facial features.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Give it pizza rolls and leave it to its business.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

I would say "cool, how did a car badge get in my basement?"

 

[Best of the 3]

Why are there two people in my basement? How did two people not manage to get out of my basement?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's my comrade. Don't worry, we'll take down the electric monster.

 

[spartan1077]

Holy crap he keeps changing? Oh, I'm just flicking off the lights. *unties* wanna go play scrabble?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make her finish my report, and when she's finished, make me a sandwich.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you have some slurm you'd share with me? If not, I'm going to have to kill you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Now I can tell someone my puns FOREVER!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I must have a garage in my basement...well enough thinking about that....time to start stripping down this ugly old bus for parts

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Um, this is awkward... *leaves*

 

[Neonbob]

I think I'd just leave them be, and watch as they fry because of Zapdos' awesome power

 

[Best of the 3]

Some many whales. Not enough rope.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Tell me where the diamonds are!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

whar are you supposed to be again?

 

[Best of the 3]

Ninja'd

Although I'd prefer to have you in my basement anyday.

 

[superbatranger]

Now, I know the chains are a bit snug, but you're a prisoner, not a guest.

 

[xmbts]

Ed! you will fix any technical issues I may have.

 

[Best of the 3]

Other than the wires sticking out of your back?!