if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Argtee: Get in line.

OT: Take the muffin.

 

[Argtee]

@Argtee: Get in line.

OT: Take the muffin.

I will!

*stands in line*

Anyways: Draw on your face with permanent marker.

*giggle*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Um... with the muffin gone.. I guess I'd resort to poking you repeatedly until you were able to recite all the lyrics to "do you know the muffin man" backwards.

 

[i don't know]

look for Leela, poke her eye out LOL.

 

[AvsJoe]

Two words:
Drop
Kick

 

[Zirat]

I would place it in a terrarium and take care of it until it hatched.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Find out how the hair turned pink.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Find out why their face is weird.

 

[oppp7]

Let them go. I'm not into little kids.

 

[oppp7]

Doesn't look it in your avatar...
But I guess any rapist worth their salt wouldn't miss any opportunity to ruin someone's life, so maybe.

 

[oppp7]

I'd punish them for derailing the thread.

And then eat their remains.

 

[i don't know]

I'd beat him with a stick, and then call the demon from the reincarnation series to take him to hell.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

I...I'd get myself a strong coffee, then decide what to do with you!

 

[The_Chief]

i'd hit you with my bowl of kiwis

 

[Lust]

I will be naughty.