if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Omega V]

make her watch all the star wars and trek movies with me..

 

[i don't know]

I would ride it. Its a mech! What am I supposed to do?

 

[Discord]

more than likely beat to death for trying to catch me; or set me on fire.

 

[Skorpyo]

Stop smiling. It isn't allowed.

Also, tie yourself back up to that post.

 

[Dango]

"Ahhhh! Christ! Get away! Get awwaaaaaaaayyyyy!"

And then lock the door behind me.

 

[Skorpyo]

Quit tearing up those ropes!

How am I supposed to process your carcasses when you avatars keep breaking out?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uhh.... if I'm seeing your avatar correctly... that would be a fat nun in my basement... so... I'd probably ask "what the fuck are you doing here?" and then let her go... after charging a nominal fee of course.

 

[Zirat]

Uh huh...

Is that a giant face? If so, poke it in the eye with a stick

 

[Dango]

Kill it (out of fear) with magnets.

 

[Discord]

Well could I? I mean your flapping so hard you'd just fly out ya know

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im not into beastiality so I'll just feed it and call it my pet

 

[Dango]

I'd hire Master Chief as my personal bodyguard and befriend Cortana, because she's sooooo cooool.

 

[Sacman]

Make them play D&D with me...

 

[Dango]

Staring Contest,

 

[Sacman]

Watch Starfish week on the learning channel...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Set up a better wifi connection.

 

[Sacman]

I would make them read... that will learn em...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Unplug her.