if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Estocavio]

Well alright then, whoever ties me up can play a game of epic chess with me. It's like normal chess but with dramatic lighting.

Oh?
B1 to A3

I had to

 

[TheDoctor455]

How does one tie up a hologram?
(approaches... pokes shoulder)
Oh... you're real... when did that happen?
(unties, and offers a blanket)

No, I didn't put you here... but... is there anything I can get you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: *looks up at Doc and smiles* Thank you so much....I was about to start flashing back to when Gravemind captured me. *shudders as a single tear falls from each eye before she snaps out of it* Since you offered though some warm food and sweet tea....if its not to much trouble that is[/color]

No trouble at all. Though... they are Aiur recipes... I hope that isn't a problem... if it is, I can order something in.

There there, its all right... you're safe now.

OT:
I didn't expect the Vegetales Spanish Inquisition to show up...
Oh well... excuse me a moment Cortana while I throw these little nuisances out the airlock.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I need you to build me a new HQ, my last one got destroyed because of Zoidberg.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are you sure it was Zoidberg or ZERGberg?

 

[superbatranger]

Is the rope too tight?

 

[xmbts]

You! fix my computer, it's acting pooey.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Now to clone you and create a robotic drummer army! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

(At least I think that's the drummer. I haven't seen a Gorillaz music video in a long while.)

 

[xmbts]

Guitarist.

Spoiler: This is the drummer

OT:I would suggest watching the videos unless of course they aren't into the music.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Guitar duel.

 

[Scarecrow]

Hug.

 

[Gigaguy64]

How does one go about tying up a symbol?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

How does one tie up a hologram?
(approaches... pokes shoulder)
Oh... you're real... when did that happen?
(unties, and offers a blanket)

No, I didn't put you here... but... is there anything I can get you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: *looks up at Doc and smiles* Thank you so much....I was about to start flashing back to when Gravemind captured me. *shudders as a single tear falls from each eye before she snaps out of it* Since you offered though some warm food and sweet tea....if its not to much trouble that is[/color]

No trouble at all. Though... they are Aiur recipes... I hope that isn't a problem... if it is, I can order something in.

There there, its all right... you're safe now.

OT:
I didn't expect the Vegetales Spanish Inquisition to show up...
Oh well... excuse me a moment Cortana while I throw these little nuisances out the airlock.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Im in no position to be picky....anything will do. Now how may I go about repaying you for being so kind? No worries Doc take as long as you need to deal with them[/color]

 

[Riccan]

I would ask how you got here, but then I would have to ask when did I get a basement.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*starves him before slowly and tauntingly eating a burger infront of him*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Rape.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Cortana:[color=sky blue] *laughs her ass off as Fury tries to rape her only to phase right through her holopad projected image.....and stumble right into the open airlock before she presses the button and ejects him*[/color]

 

[xmbts]

I'd bring her a shirt and maybe pants, those black lines don't cover much.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: you can keep them.....Im already chained in your basement...and ontop of that I've been 'probed' by gravemind in addition to doing a little dance for the chief...my dignity and modesty vanished years ago[/color]

 

[Scde2]

I would read Cortana my poetry. //_^