if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Sacman]

Have him make me a sandwich...

 

[Scde2]

I would leave him there...

 

[Best of the 3]

So we can bake a cake together.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How does one tie up a hologram?
(approaches... pokes shoulder)
Oh... you're real... when did that happen?
(unties, and offers a blanket)

No, I didn't put you here... but... is there anything I can get you?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: *looks up at Doc and smiles* Thank you so much....I was about to start flashing back to when Gravemind captured me. *shudders as a single tear falls from each eye before she snaps out of it* Since you offered though some warm food and sweet tea....if its not to much trouble that is[/color]

No trouble at all. Though... they are Aiur recipes... I hope that isn't a problem... if it is, I can order something in.

There there, its all right... you're safe now.

OT:
I didn't expect the Vegetales Spanish Inquisition to show up...
Oh well... excuse me a moment Cortana while I throw these little nuisances out the airlock.

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Im in no position to be picky....anything will do. Now how may I go about repaying you for being so kind? No worries Doc take as long as you need to deal with them[/color]

Its no trouble at all.
Now... do you remember anything... anything at all about how you got here? Or how you seem to have gained a physical form?

Ehh... I shouldn't pry... it was probably quite traumatic... but... if you want to talk... I'll listen.

As for repaying me.... that isn't necessary... but if you really want to... if you insist... no.... we'll save it for when you're feeling better.

EDIT:
It seems we have a guest in a top hat... how odd. (unites)
Now... how did you get here?

 

[xmbts]

Now, about those pylon prices.

 

[Best of the 3]

You'll get cramped legs if you keep sitting like that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Now, about those pylon prices.

After this, you're lucky I don't kill you. Or at least sue you.

(uses psionics to break free)

OT:
I just untied you... why did you tie yourself up again?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Im in no position to be picky....anything will do. Now how may I go about repaying you for being so kind? No worries Doc take as long as you need to deal with them[/color]

Its no trouble at all.
Now... do you remember anything... anything at all about how you got here? Or how you seem to have gained a physical form?

Ehh... I shouldn't pry... it was probably quite traumatic... but... if you want to talk... I'll listen.

As for repaying me.... that isn't necessary... but if you really want to... if you insist... no.... we'll save it for when you're feeling better.

EDIT:
It seems we have a guest in a top hat... how odd. (unites)
Now... how did you get here?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I remember standing on my Holopad watching John sleep in his cryotube as I often did when I wasn't managing the power levels or sending out the distress beacons. I did this for about a year before a bright almost violent flash of light engulfed the Dawn, I started to feel weak and 'sick to my stomach' as I thought an EMP blast was gonna kill us both before I blacked out. When I woke I was laying on the ground suddenly solid but before I could marvel at this wonderful occurance I noticed John was nowhere to be seen. I moved to go find him when someone attacked me from behind.....After that I woke up here. [/color]

 

[BoosterGold]

Sell the high tech rope that let me tie up an AI

 

[xmbts]

Note to self: might want to find out why the crazed pilgrim portal'd their way into my basement.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

slowly unplug each of his wires to see what happens

 

[Best of the 3]

Poke her and see my hand pass right through her body.

 

[xmbts]

Force him to share the 'cake'.

 

[TheDoctor455]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Im in no position to be picky....anything will do. Now how may I go about repaying you for being so kind? No worries Doc take as long as you need to deal with them[/color]

Its no trouble at all.
Now... do you remember anything... anything at all about how you got here? Or how you seem to have gained a physical form?

Ehh... I shouldn't pry... it was probably quite traumatic... but... if you want to talk... I'll listen.

As for repaying me.... that isn't necessary... but if you really want to... if you insist... no.... we'll save it for when you're feeling better.

EDIT:
It seems we have a guest in a top hat... how odd. (unites)
Now... how did you get here?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I remember standing on my Holopad watching John sleep in his cryotube as I often did when I wasn't managing the power levels or sending out the distress beacons. I did this for about a year before a bright almost violent flash of light engulfed the Dawn, I started to feel weak and 'sick to my stomach' as I thought an EMP blast was gonna kill us both before I blacked out. When I woke I was laying on the ground suddenly solid but before I could marvel at this wonderful occurance I noticed John was nowhere to be seen. I moved to go find him when someone attacked me from behind.....After that I woke up here. [/color]

Huh...
I'll be making a full inquiry into my staff to see if any of them attacked you.

Or it could have been Mengsk... but why would he put you on my ship?

Or even... how could he...

oh well..

OH! I almost forgot, I brought you some clothes and some books to read. I didn't know your size, so I just got you a one-size-fits all ceremonial Protoss robe... it might be a bit big for a... Terran? But it should keep you warm. I have also given you some preliminary access to our databases... star maps, entertainment, news. To catch you up, and see if you recognize anything on our charts.

 

[Scde2]

Stay away so he doesn't use a psionic storm on me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stay away so he doesn't use a psionic storm on me.

You don't have to worry about that (psionically untie myself)

I only use that against people I find threatening in some way.

I find you delightful (uses psionics to send a series of pleasant images into your mind).

Now... why did you tie yourself up?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You have all the time you need to get out.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Cortana: Im in no position to be picky....anything will do. Now how may I go about repaying you for being so kind? No worries Doc take as long as you need to deal with them[/color]

Its no trouble at all.
Now... do you remember anything... anything at all about how you got here? Or how you seem to have gained a physical form?

Ehh... I shouldn't pry... it was probably quite traumatic... but... if you want to talk... I'll listen.

As for repaying me.... that isn't necessary... but if you really want to... if you insist... no.... we'll save it for when you're feeling better.

EDIT:
It seems we have a guest in a top hat... how odd. (unites)
Now... how did you get here?

[color=sky blue]Cortana: I remember standing on my Holopad watching John sleep in his cryotube as I often did when I wasn't managing the power levels or sending out the distress beacons. I did this for about a year before a bright almost violent flash of light engulfed the Dawn, I started to feel weak and 'sick to my stomach' as I thought an EMP blast was gonna kill us both before I blacked out. When I woke I was laying on the ground suddenly solid but before I could marvel at this wonderful occurance I noticed John was nowhere to be seen. I moved to go find him when someone attacked me from behind.....After that I woke up here. [/color]

Huh...
I'll be making a full inquiry into my staff to see if any of them attacked you.

Or it could have been Mengsk... but why would he put you on my ship?

Or even... how could he...

oh well..

OH! I almost forgot, I brought you some clothes and some books to read. I didn't know your size, so I just got you a one-size-fits all ceremonial Protoss robe... it might be a bit big for a... Terran? But it should keep you warm. I have also given you some preliminary access to our databases... star maps, entertainment, news. To catch you up, and see if you recognize anything on our charts.

[color=sky blue]Well when you find who attacked me let me know. *ducks away to change before coming back out* its a suprisingly good fit. I'll give the databases a once over momentarily. But before I do I've gotta ask..*smiles* How do I look?[/color]

 

[Best of the 3]

Let her go, she scares me.

 

[Scde2]

Do I really need to say anything? >:3