if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Best of the 3]

I've done the world a great service and I'm not even being payed.

 

[Socius]

Oh my, I am lucky with my food/victim today.
well, since I ate her in the last thread I suppose I'd have a toilet in my basement.
Cheerio miss poocat!

 

[Best of the 3]

It's Mr >_<

and it's you who is all tied up.

 

[mParadox]

i will teach you the deadly art of swordsmanship so that one day you can rise and command an army! or i can cut your head off. Your choice.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I teach you the true art of sneakery, then we make our way to Best of the 3's house and take his bed right from under him!

 

[mParadox]

Excellent. May the plan commence young grasshopper ship.

 

[xmbts]

And I'll...sit and watch.

 

[Best of the 3]

Or you can just sleep on it with me.

But it seems you prefer my basement so you can stay here.

 

[mParadox]

Have some popcorn while you're at it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Want a drink?

 

[Best of the 3]

Can I have a lemonade please?

 

[mParadox]

oh yes please. Want some pizza?

 

[Best of the 3]

Cheese ham and pineapple. That's the best one

 

[mParadox]

Okay. Cake is also an option.

 

[Best of the 3]

That depends. Do you mean cake or do you mean 'cake'?

 

[mParadox]

Cake my boy! Which 'flavor' do you prefer?

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh thank god! I'll have this cake

Spoiler: It's cream and rum flavoured.

 

[mParadox]

whoa.... that's gonna take some time. In the mean time, please feel free to browse through my movies collection.

 

[Best of the 3]

You got Law abiding citizen. I love that one.

 

[mParadox]

knock yourself out. please, sit on the reclining chair.