if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

That's it!

*throws smoke bomb*

*stabs both with poison*

 

[Spoonius]

*Gets diarrhea*

*Continues to rape*

*Ezio gets covered in shit*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Careful what you rape.

Damn rapist-roos in my basement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*rapes face*

I really gotta stop raping everything's face after I tie it up....

Yes especially since...
*mutters a spell, sending Steppin Razor to the Far Realms*
Bye!

OT:
I'll just watch the fireworks here and charge everyone for damages later.

 

[xmbts]

*Wing slaps Doc*
How do you like that?

 

[The Clown]

I reckon he likes pain.

OT:hey hey, time for some fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Now to see who you really are.

"Old man Winters!?"

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, tying them wouldn't really restrain them at all would it?

Ah well I can take a Dalek.

 

[The Clown]

*impregnates with yet another octopus baby*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, aborting the child and rendering the Clown completely sterile*

Now cut that out.

 

[The Clown]

I can never be sterile, my seed regenerates and becomes reusable almost instantly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not the way I fucked it up...
now every cell in there is actively hostile to all others...
this affects all new cells as well.
Your cells destroy each other as soon as they come out.

So find a different hobby.

 

[Erana]

I would have managed to subdue the creeper, and would then be calling the police.

 

[The Clown]

Not the way I fucked it up...
now every cell in there is actively hostile to all others...
this affects all new cells as well.
Your cells destroy each other as soon as they come out.

So find a different hobby.

I'm not made of cells, every little part of me is made of the souls of all the people i've killed.

 

[i don't know]

Hm, :\ can I have one, I appear to have *cough*MISPLACED*cough* mine?

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Where have you been?

 

[The Clown]

*Scrapes a small piece of his cheek, then releases the soul which flies towards the pyro, it slams him square in the chest*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not the way I fucked it up...
now every cell in there is actively hostile to all others...
this affects all new cells as well.
Your cells destroy each other as soon as they come out.

So find a different hobby.

I'm not made of cells, every little part of me is made of the souls of all the people i've killed.

Fine... but then that means all of the souls in you are now aware of each other and are actively hostile to each other... you should cease to exist in a few minutes.

 

[The Clown]

Not the way I fucked it up...
now every cell in there is actively hostile to all others...
this affects all new cells as well.
Your cells destroy each other as soon as they come out.

So find a different hobby.

I'm not made of cells, every little part of me is made of the souls of all the people i've killed.

Fine... but then that means all of the souls in you are now aware of each other and are actively hostile to each other... you should cease to exist in a few minutes.

oh, they've been aware for a while, they can listen, think, watch, but they cannot damage each other at all, stop dreaming.

 

[xmbts]

*Jabs with a stick*