if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

T^T
No.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make her confess to intentionally making my sandwich incorrectly!

 

[xmbts]

I deny everything.

 

[TheDoctor455]

T^T
No.

*hugs xmbts*

There there, just ignore the pricks.

 

[xmbts]

I'd rather yell at them...and maybe flaunt my money a little.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd rather yell at them...and maybe flaunt my money a little.

Money?

Then why did you need to steal my hats in another thread?

 

[xmbts]

It's a reference.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*sigh*
Of course it is.

Well...
OT:
Are you done recharging down there? I need to make some french toast for our breakfast.

 

[xmbts]

French toast you say?

*Tears wires out of ceiling*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey!

I have to fix that!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd teach him for calling me a prick.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Your point being?

 

[xmbts]

*Wires hanging out of back*

You want to get these?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*sighs* Yeah okay...

*carefully removes wires from xmbts, making a mental note to repair damage to basement ceiling later.*

So... do you want some bacon with your french toast?

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, by the way, nothing too urgent there may be an oil-fire in your basement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, teleporting the fire somewhere else in Sigil.*

Okay then...

*finishes cooking breakfast, serves it up and joins xmbts at the table.*

 

[xmbts]

That seems incredibly irresponsible.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Incredibly HULK irresponsible?

 

[i don't know]

Force him to eat a shit and turkey sandwich, without letting them complain about it on the interwebz :3

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I too read Critical Miss.

OT: I'd make him watch all the Apocalypse Lane shows three times in a row.