if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

Lord? You're right. War Lord suits you~

 

[MartianWarMachine]

No it doesn't! MEANIE! >~<

 

[mParadox]

You're right! Warlock! At least, it's got class. >.>

 

[MartianWarMachine]

'Splain!

 

[Malyc]

*now has prosthetic robot arm, fights the robot who has subverted Asimov's 3 laws*

 

[mParadox]

He has the technology. MY TECHNOLOGY.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Kills V.I.K.I. and takes over the robots*

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: Hmm... Am i going to have to kill you too, or are you an ally?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@Malyc: That depends...

...Do you like being a fleshy bipedal primate?

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: Umm... yes? I find that to be a difficult question to answer so soon after getting home from work.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@Malyc: Then I'm afraid we have little to base an alliance on...

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: O.O

Hmmm... honestly did not see that coming

*is destroyed by evil angry robot army of doom*

 

[MartianWarMachine]

You didn't? Even when I was mad at the Emperor of Documents for being mean about me still being a fleshy bipedal human...oid? ==

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: I guess i didn't realize mr Document Emperor WAS being mean about that...

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Oh, other things. But mostly that >.>

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: I see...

*now has his favorite leather jacket back from getting the pockets fixed*

 

[MartianWarMachine]

@Malyc: =o.o=

*Pounces and snuggles the jacket* =^-^=

 

[Malyc]

@Martian: *is wearing the jacket, so is also pounced and snuggled*

XD

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Keeps snuggling anyway* =^w^=

 

[mParadox]

*prepares a snuggle cake and places it on a strap chair* >.>