if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[MartianWarMachine]

=o.o=

>_>
_>

*Grabs the cake and runs*

 

[mParadox]

*strap runs after you* <.<

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Shreds strap* =^w^=

 

[mParadox]

*chair glomps you* O>O

 

[MartianWarMachine]

=O.O=

*Snuggles chair* =^-^=

 

[mParadox]

Yay! Snuggles chairs! Now available on mebay.com

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Throws the chair into a woodchipper*

 

[mParadox]

Snuggle chair woodchippers! 50% off! Get 'em today!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Loots woodchippers and builds a giant robot out of them*

 

[mParadox]

And thus, the spoon of Troy was created!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

...What?

 

[mParadox]

And a great battle waged between the Spoons and the Forks.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Joins the Knife rebellion*

 

[mParadox]

*funds the napkin embassy* <.<

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Conquers the cutlery drawer*

 

[mParadox]

*declares independence for the coffee pots*

 

[SckizoBoy]

*annexes the coffee pots*

*annihilates the teapots*

...

Your hat, sir!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Starts conquering the Cooking Pot Mountains*

 

[Malyc]

*shows up, sees war of the kitchen utensils, leaves*

I'm not cleaning this up...

 

[MartianWarMachine]

*Sees Malyc* =O.O=

*Sprints out the window and climbs up Yggdrassil*