if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's... pleasant.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll help!

 

[Malyc]

*tranquilizes @over*

PARA! Another subject for our tests!

*straps @over to a menacing-looking chair*

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm more concerned at the fact that I've got two half-demons in my basement.
Eh, if you guys are restrained looks like you can finally work out your relationship problems.
*pulls up therapy couch*
Now tell me about your childhood.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why did you bring that spider thing in here!

 

[mParadox]

*tranquilizes @over*

PARA! Another subject for our tests!

*straps @over to a menacing-looking chair*

Why thank you dear! Most helpful, this will be!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

But you haven no hands!

 

[mParadox]

But I do. Sexy sexy hands.

 

[mParadox]

Can you help me with that? 3:

 

[Malyc]

*staggersin, completely exhausted*

Zese customers... zey vont stop buying ze tires... I've been workin 4 hours, aready put over 100 tires on vehicles...

Soeone kill me =(

 

[Roxas1359]

*in Toga*
Fight to the death!
your emperor demands it!
*unties them and I'm promptly killed*

 

[Malyc]

247 tires and wheels, $39400 total. New store record!

Ugh... exclamation took too much effort...

*naps*

 

[Juqu]

*fills basement with cement*
on the otherhand that would be waste of tasty manflesh.
*Takes a bite*

 

[Malyc]

You mean demonflesh...

 

[mParadox]

You mean demonflesh...

*gives you badge of honour* Most excellent to hear Mal! *gives you Death by Chocolate* >.>

 

[Malyc]

@Para: *eats chocolate*

Wait just a sec-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*buries under floor boards*