if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

*flails, trapped in your chest*

*jumps off a building and lands in cotton candy land* BOOYAH

 

[mParadox]

Why must you resist being tamed

There's a method to every madness dear.

UNFORTUNATELY, you won't find any method here!

 

[i don't know]

Only more pokes. *poke* *poke*

 

[xmbts]

How do you feel about being buried alive?

 

[mParadox]

Then I must get stronger! *goes on a journey* You shall be mine!

Soon, I wager. It's not that hard.

How do you feel about being buried alive?

.... *screams and runs out of the room* No no no no no no no no no no no no no, no small spaces. Little oxygen. No space to move. Move move... no space... *faints*

 

[LynxParadox]

um... d-do you need so help? are you even alive?

 

[mParadox]

*jumps back up and starts eating plants* What?

 

[LynxParadox]

Ahh! My Plants!

I just started to grow those... T.T

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*gives new plants*

 

[LynxParadox]

*looks back at the conversation and replaces plants with pants in my mind*

... my god, thats hilarious >.>...

 

[xmbts]

I'll add you to my Para collection. O_O

 

[mParadox]

But I'm and will always be, the premium edition!

This requires a certain perseverance and a secret desire to be awesome.

YOU UNLOCKED THAT ACHIEVEMENT!

 

[i don't know]

I'm going to make you wash this wallaby with me!

 

[Steppin Razor]

The hell is that!?

*curb stomps*

 

[mParadox]

That was a phoenix.

Now? Not so much.

 

[i don't know]

OH GOD,I can still feel my legs. KILL ME, KIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-, no wait a second. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[LynxParadox]

*holding a gun*

Which is it? do you want to die or not?