if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd prevent you from changing avatars!

 

[i don't know]

Thunderbird? Aren't you a computer program?

 

[i don't know]

Happy, don't you belong in some woman's mouth?
(Not sure if NSWF)http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jhds7CxV1qb6lgco1_500.jpg
Found this in the comments of a reddit picture.

 

[mParadox]

I'm worried why you'd think that was NSFW. >.>

 

[i don't know]

My friends claimed to have done something shameful the first time they've seen this.

AW YOU NINJA!

 

[mParadox]

That's a wee bit disturbing.

And I feel I must sympathize with a random cat for some reason.

 

[i don't know]

Strange cuz I don't.OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
OH FUCK I HAVE ALLERGIES TO CATS. I NEED AMBERLAMPS!

EDIT: Well you're Sebastion, of course you do. :3

 

[mParadox]

Uh huh. Can't say if I'm inclined to believe you or not.

 

[i don't know]

Para, you seem sad. Are you perhaps jealous of the cat?

 

[mParadox]

I never said that!

Although the probability of that exists! Maybe! I'unno!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Talk! Where'd yeah hidden the Dr Pepper! o3o

 

[mParadox]

In the attic! With all the dust and ghosts! >.>

 

[mParadox]

*pats Topaz* He's a harmless ghost. Please disregard the previous news reports of disturbances.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He seems to have tamed the ghost O.O

 

[i don't know]

HEY PYRA! Check out this new thing I learned from the internet!
*Stuffs Pyra in his mouth, licks*

 

[mParadox]

I think it's something very Japanese.