if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[PsychicTaco115]

This is for your own protection, I don't want I Stomp On Kittens to find you...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Where is he?! WHERE IS THE BLUE ONE! I KNOW you have him, just tell me where he is and you're free!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I killed Blue years ago-

Oh, different Blue. Sorry.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

If you want to ever see Meowth again, you'll give me 1,000,000 dollars

NOW!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*strangles with horseshoe*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Arrgh, you're driving me nuts!

*Dropkicks cat into a blender*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You may have killed the cat but you forgot about the b-BOOOOOOOO0OOOOOO00OOOM!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The bomb will go away if I say mean things to it, right?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

It will only make the explosion 10x worse, and we wouldn't want that would we? Well, I would..but you wouldn't.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Shoot the missile down with my own missile!

I always have one for problems like these!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

But how will you launch it with your hands bound?
Mwuhahahahahahahahahah!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You know, he could easily grow a couple more pairs of arms. Kind of like Asura.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Would you like to play a game?

I have Monopoly, is Monopoly alright?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I like it too!
*takes the modern day edition's space shuttle*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Let's see how you do...

WHEN YOU GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I already have a get out of jail free card!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Eats it*

Sorry, what now?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*respawns in hand*
That won't work.