If you had the power to enact any wacky law, what would it be?

[T-Bone24]

I would introduce 99p coins, to save on change, pennies are only good for looking shiny.

Romantic comedies are not to be made. Anything that is romantic or comedic must at least follow this guideline: Mix up the plot progression. As it is, it goes Comedy as they first meet and go out, then relentless romance. Films would be released after private screenings determine quality.

So, what would your unorthodox law be?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

no briefs,ever.

 

[Aqualung]

It is illegal to be in the entertainment industry if you are Uwe Boll.

 

[Vimbert]

It is illegal to be in the entertainment industry if you are Uwe Boll.

QFT

 

[Andaxay]

I agree completely with the OP's laws. Especially the first. How many 1ps have my store had to order from the bank 'cause of the stupid £.99?

Also: It would be illegal for people to not use indicators on roundabouts, and there'd be cameras on EVERY SINGLE ONE to check people were doing it. A 10-month prison sentence would be in order for anyone who didn't indicate.

 

[Sassafrass]

children must teach teachers at least 3 times a week.

 

[Radeonx]

The law that gives me power to make an infinite amount of laws. Then I'd take over the world.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Death penalty for eating celery on the third Tuesday of the month.

 

[Joshimodo]

Glitchers are traced and killed to death with murder.

 

[sgtshock]

Suicide is punishable by death.

I would introduce 99p coins, to save on change, pennies are only good for looking shiny.

Actually, that's not a bad idea. Either that, or make it illegal to sell something for more than $10 with a dollar and cent count.

 

[A random person]

children must teach teachers at least 3 times a week.

I'll add that students who demonstrate a good grasp on the subject should be permitted to teach the appropriate class. I swear I could teach math better than my 8th long-term substitute math teacher.

 

[theSovietConnection]

This isn't a shot at the OP, so please don't take it as such.

Any post which doesn't instill discussion may be punished with a ban from the internet. Violating the terms of your ban may result in death.

 

[Acidwell]

EA sports may make one game every 3 years

 

[Sassafrass]

children must teach teachers at least 3 times a week.

I'll add that students who demonstrate a good grasp on the subject should be permitted to teach the appropriate class. I swear I could teach math better than my 8th long-term substitute math teacher.

anyone could teach math better than a sub teacher.

OT: another law, sack all teachers with a silly name e.g my old maths teacher Chris. P. Roll.

 

[Tharwen]

I would make it illegal to view more than 3 lolcats per day.

 

[Charli]

Every Saturday is naked day. :O

 

[HT_Black]

1. Fanboys of any kind are to be stripped, bound blindfolded, put in a shame mask, and thrown into the town center upon nightfall. Anyone found harboring one must listen to brokeNCYDE music.

2. Anyone convicted of petty thievery is to be kicked in the bollocks by a mule post-haste.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Cars should be released with the model year the actually year (example a car released in 2009 would be called blah blah blah 2009 not 2010

 

[kaziard]

id make it illegal to have skin after 5pm

 

[Cpt. Red]

Every transfer(of money) above 100$ needs to pay a flat tax to me of one cent...