If you had to be a character from a film

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verdant monkai

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I'd either be Snake Plissken or Feyd-Rautha (Sting in Dune) or the face (Sting in Quadrophenia).

Essentially Metal gear's Snake or Sting from the Police.
 

Gizmo1990

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That's easy. God from Bruce Almighty because it is a 2 for 1 deal. Not only am I an omnipotent super being with absolute control of the cosmos but I am also Morgan Freeman.
 

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I haven't seen the Death Note movie yet, so I can't decide which one's the best. And the manga makes them both so awesome that choosing is impossible!
 

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Jim Trailerpark said:
Not bad. I'd be every one of Clint Eastwood's macho badass western dudes
So you want to get shot, or get the crap beaten out of you on a regular basis?

Queen Michael said:

I haven't seen the Death Note movie yet, so I can't decide which one's the best. And the manga makes them both so awesome that choosing is impossible!
So you want to be dead before the age of 21?

On topic: The main male lead of most romantic comedies. Nothing really bad happens to you, you end up with a happy ending, and you get to have sex with at least 1 really hot actress. What's not to like?
 

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Hmpf... you know I never feel like being one of the actual characters in a film - I feel that would ruin what I like about the character.
 

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Do we have to actually be them and do exactly what they did or do we just take over their body type thing?

If we are just taking over their body, Zod from Man of Steel. Fuck Krypton, I kill Kal-El straight up same way he killed Zod, I'd leave earth as earth because honestly why would you terraform a planet on which you are god into one where you are just a human? Take over the earth and take Faora as my bride.

If I actually had t be them completely then I'd be Cloud from Advent Children, because then I'd get to experience the best remake of FF7 ever and (presumably) nail Tifa as some point.
 

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Bradley Cooper?s character from Limitless, because, coincidentally, I am also a writer and, strangely, he practically got to keep all the badass stuff and his hot girlfriend back from when he was still drugged up.
 

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Relish in Chaos said:
Bradley Cooper?s character from Limitless, because, coincidentally, I am also a writer and, strangely, he practically got to keep all the badass stuff and his hot girlfriend back from when he was still drugged up.
You beat me to it. I'm sure this damn thing I'm writing would be published by now if I had some of his NZT.
 

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I would be either be Agent J from the first Men in Black movie, Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction, or Darth Vader from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back...

I'm sure there's a connecting theme in those choices somewhere...
 

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A Jaeger Pilot. If I'm going to die I want to die punching giant monsters with giant robots. Wonder if Britain had a Jaeger.
 

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The women, the cars, the guns. Why not?

Or Harry Potter, losing parents suck but he has an invisibility cloak. Always wanted one of those.

So yea, either a big black pimp or a nerdy little British white kid.
 

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Because I am too tired to come up with a better answer, I'll say Thor from the MCU.

Don't need to explain this one, do I?
 

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Gizmo1990 said:
That's easy. God from Bruce Almighty because it is a 2 for 1 deal. Not only am I an omnipotent super being with absolute control of the cosmos but I am also Morgan Freeman.
Ditto, and it has the added bonus of opening up all other possibilities (because I'm sure that if the big G wanted to experience the life of a character in a specific universe (s)he could).
 

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Redlin5 said:
Relish in Chaos said:
Bradley Cooper?s character from Limitless, because, coincidentally, I am also a writer and, strangely, he practically got to keep all the badass stuff and his hot girlfriend back from when he was still drugged up.
You beat me to it. I'm sure this damn thing I'm writing would be published by now if I had some of his NZT.
I am not a writer but damn it all do I want the persistence to succeed which the character has.