If you had to die...

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Escapefromwhatever

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how would you go out? What I mean is, if you had to die, but could pick how you die, what would you do? Assume that you could take morphine or something to avoid feeling pain.

I think I would probably want to die by plunging head first into a volcano from 20,000 feet while clinging desperately to the launch codes neccesary for any nation to launch nuclear weapons, along with all known knowledge on how to make nuclear weapons, immediately followed by said volcano getting bombed with the entire world's nuclear stockpile.

EDIT- Made it more epic
 

Dark42

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I would never want my grand kids to say Granddad died being fed by a tube, in diapers. I would love them to day I died in a massive car wreaked, fireball traveling at 300km/h and ending up a tree. That's how you go out in style. I mean who wants to end up in the pearly gates and have to say you died in old age in your bead? saying you died in a massive fire ball would be a good conversation starter.
 

Handofpwn

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MaxTheReaper said:
Taking the planet with me.
This. or by riding the winds of a tornado and then jumping out onto moving car while banging some really hot chick.
 

Lord_Panzer

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In a way that brings everyone else with me.

Essentially, I go back in time to the Cold War and get dropped out of a plane over Washington, D.C. strapped to a Russian nuke.

I'll save you all a seat.
 

Roamin11

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Light myself on fire and burn to cinders, I have this need to perish in fire and I don't know why.......
 

Blow_Pop

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screw the morphine, if i die i want to feel the pain. medieval sword fight, death by video games, or during kinky sex. or better yet make a combination of the three of them....playing video games while having kinky sex and your partner battling another person in a sword fight and killing you in the process......
 

Dark42

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sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
what if they still end up being eaten due to their own stupidity? wouldn't you rather say taking down a horde of zombies and saving mankind like an action hero, or something like that?
 

xitel

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I want to die smiling. Beyond that, the only other stipulation I have is that it not be hurting anyone else. I would like it to be helping other people, but as long as it harms noone then it will be good.
 

sheic99

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MaxTheReaper said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
I think the warm fuzzy moment would be ruined when they had to put your newly-zombified corpse down, but that's cool too.
I said I would die, not become a zombie. I'd have a heart attack after I kill the zombies. There's nothing like an ironic death.
Dark42 said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
what if they still end up being eaten due to their own stupidity? wouldn't you rather say taking down a horde of zombies and saving mankind like an action hero, or something like that?
Not my problem anymore.
 

sheic99

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Delicious said:
Right in the middle of explaining the meaning of life to someone.

Oh, I am so cruel.
MaxTheReaper said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
I think the warm fuzzy moment would be ruined when they had to put your newly-zombified corpse down, but that's cool too.
I said I would die, not become a zombie. I'd have a heart attack after I kill the zombies. There's nothing like an ironic death.
Dark42 said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
what if they still end up being eaten due to their own stupidity? wouldn't you rather say taking down a horde of zombies and saving mankind like an action hero, or something like that?
Not my problem anymore.
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Delicious said:
Right in the middle of explaining the meaning of life to someone.

Oh, I am so cruel.
"The meaning of life is four---"
*dies.
 

sheic99

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MaxTheReaper said:
sheic99 said:
Delicious said:
Right in the middle of explaining the meaning of life to someone.

Oh, I am so cruel.
MaxTheReaper said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
I think the warm fuzzy moment would be ruined when they had to put your newly-zombified corpse down, but that's cool too.
I said I would die, not become a zombie. I'd have a heart attack after I kill the zombies. There's nothing like an ironic death.
Dark42 said:
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
what if they still end up being eaten due to their own stupidity? wouldn't you rather say taking down a horde of zombies and saving mankind like an action hero, or something like that?
Not my problem anymore.
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Delicious said:
Right in the middle of explaining the meaning of life to someone.

Oh, I am so cruel.
"The meaning of life is four---"
*dies.
Nice reference.
Anyway, what if they choose to munch on your flesh anyway? Heart attacks aren't always an instant kill.
I just killed the all of the zombies around me, what more could you want? Now leave me too die in pain of this heart attack.
 

IxionIndustries

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If I was going to die, I would take my enemies/the person killing me all the way down to hell along with me.
 

Trace2010

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"with the last bullet, of the last engagement, of the last war..." Nothing more, nothing less.