If you had to die...

[Shadowfire54]

I would like to die nuking the world like a madman. *Laughs evily*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

I'd be bloody annoyed

 

[Mstrswrd]

Die laughing as the world burns around me, knowing that, with the luck of humanity, either the Atheists like myself are right and there is nothing, or conversely, that humans are so fucked up we all go to hell despite how we lived.

 

[swytchblayd]

If I could take Jerry the Subway guy, Larry the Cable Guy, and that Verizon bastard with me, I'd be happy.

As consolation, I would like to go up in flames that were set upon the rotting bodies of just about every identity thief and MMO hacker in existence. The only exceptions would be hackers that can spell 'literate' without the use of any numbers, symbols, and the like, and even they should get a severe wrist-slapping for cheating like that >.>

In hindsight, I'd probably burn the bodies in nuclear fire, going out in a manner similar to Slim Pickins in Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

 

[slipknot4]

If I was going to die, I would take my enemies/the person killing me all the way down to hell along with me.

I'd strap a slipknot around the person i hate the most on this planet and then i'd jump into the middle of the south pacific with the other part of the rope strapped to me. That'd be a pain in the ass...
Also i'd be strapped to a nuke, that was on fire.
Also i'd do a really hot chick, who had superpowers.
Now that's epic!

 

[Sweet Potato Vines]

Go into my bedroom, turn off all the lights, the blinds, so I am sitting in total darkness and then get eaten by a grue.

Either that or parachuting off a skyscraper only to find that my parachute-backpack is filled with plastic cutlery.

 

[slipknot4]

Crushed under the statue of Liberty, in such a manner so that dozens of comedians are able to make mediocore jokes about it.

I will then have my coffin filled with dynamite and strapped to the coffin lid.

My tombstone will read:
Treasure and magic midgets in coffin!
killing some asshat from the grave, that oughta earn me an achievement.

"Violent aftermath" 25 achievement points.

 

[Hangman's Prize]

Dragging the Reaper kicking and screaming into the abyss with me. Just for spite.

 

[Taawus]

In a mech, fighting off the alien hordes and when they finally get me, my mech goes boom. A really big boom.

 

[DoctorNick]

I'd like to die in the command chair of a starship, bellowing out frantic orders to the last second, our ship dying valiantly in an orgy of nuclear fire and missiles after taking out at least ten other enemy ships in the last-ditch defense of the Tau Ceti system against the vast imperial fleets of Holy Terra.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I'd save the world from certain destruction, solve all conflict, end world hunger and die when some idiot pressed the big red implode button labeled "Do Not Press"

Or from starvation, because the irony would be hilarious.

 

[sky14kemea]

jump from a plaaaaaaane!

definitely no pain? because i cant be bothered to bring a faulty parachute...

or get a bomb and take half of town center with me... i dont like my city very much

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't care how, but have me die with either Stephen Fry, Morgan Freeman, or Liam Neeson narrating. That'd be good.

You are now one of my favourite people. Congratulations.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Spontaneously explode right after having sex. That should be a memorable way to go.

 

[Hachura]

If I had to die, I'd make sure I was using a kit without the Last Stand or Martyrdom perks. I don't want to be remembered as an asshole.

 

[Simalacrum]

Right in the middle of explaining the meaning of life to someone.

Oh, I am so cruel.

that would be... ironic lol

my way of dying = DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!

 

[Sebenko]

with the number one high score, with my name put in as "FAG".

well, any way, really. As long as people don't start saying how perfect I was. I'm a dick, so were most other people who died. They aren't perfect now,nor were they ever.

 

[Fraught]

I'd want to be a human magnet, so I would pull everything made of metal into the lava pit I jump into.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Head butting a bomb, setting it off.
Being attacked by an army of evil clowns.
Beat a bear to death, then get hit by lightning, which I survive but then a meteorite hits me.
Something epic like holding back a demon so the main good guy can escape.

Regular deaths are boring, who would want to sit in a hospital living off of tubes.

 

[bjj hero]

Cause of death: Dehydration... from being over felated by a cheer leading squad.