If you had to die...
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I think I'd just do the old bog standard laying down and dying.
After killing a few people who really grind my gears, of course.
After killing a few people who really grind my gears, of course.
being struck by lightning, and my pants literally explode of my body and go flying
thats right, go out in a blaze of glory, lightning and flying pants
thats right, go out in a blaze of glory, lightning and flying pants
I would probably die while thinking about it... just look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
and this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards I don't want to die as a plagiarist
and this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards I don't want to die as a plagiarist
Zeke the Freak said:
This, but I'd then slam dunk my own head in a Basketball hoop.
and land on a fat person.
Probably at a zoo, by being hit by a car with four chainsaws attached to the front of it, then whipping through the air into a gorilla's cage. The gorilla would throw me into a lion's den, but not before breaking my back, pulling off my leg and throwing it at the wall switch, making every animal habitat converge into a giant arena where they would all get involved into bloody, disgusting, messy fights that would probably clothe bystanders in newly made fur coats. That'd be awesome.
Unless it's Seaworld. Then I'd want to get my head pulled off by an octopus.
Yeah, painful, but really cool looking.
Unless it's Seaworld. Then I'd want to get my head pulled off by an octopus.
Yeah, painful, but really cool looking.
This, but I probably couldn't be bothered to come up with the necessary plans.MaxTheReaper said:
So I would probably pull off the most elaborate bank robberies, that would melt peoples faces. After each one I would be arrested, and then I would break out. I would repeat this procces and become the first person to break out of every maximum security prison in existence. After this my body would spontaneously combust because I would be too awesome to contain in a weak human form. Hopefully then I would be honored as a badass [http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.html]
After surviving everything else in the the universe, seeing all of existence and all of its end. Then standing at the centre of the universe as it collapses in on itself, being able to One important thing:
Smile
...
(Then as the universe ends look into the abyss and say "Holy $&%! Is that Elvi-" *END*)
Smile
...
(Then as the universe ends look into the abyss and say "Holy $&%! Is that Elvi-" *END*)
At the risk of sounding like a raging sexist being screwed to Death by all of the most sexy women in the world, the ones with big boobs and slender frames and tight arses and long hair and pretty faces. Sure it goes against my ethical beleifs but hell if I'm dead after about sixty climaxes I won't care.
Now to be more serious (the above was a joke I'll have you know) I would like to be the hero whop stays behind to fight off the evil monsters whil the sexy heroine, the other macho man and the alien side kick named Vrex all escape on a spaceship. You know the guy who says the one final deep meaningful quip before he detonates the bomb.
Now to be more serious (the above was a joke I'll have you know) I would like to be the hero whop stays behind to fight off the evil monsters whil the sexy heroine, the other macho man and the alien side kick named Vrex all escape on a spaceship. You know the guy who says the one final deep meaningful quip before he detonates the bomb.
