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nolongerhere

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Having sex with 18 supermodels, in a mountain of cocaine, on top of a volcano, surrounded be my own army of hippos.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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MaxTheReaper said:
handofpwn said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Taking the planet with me.
This. or by riding the winds of a tornado and then jumping out onto moving car while banging some really hot chick.
Someone is extravagant!
Fine. Taking the planet with me...into a black hole.
sheic99 said:
By saving a group of people form a horde of zombies.
I think the warm fuzzy moment would be ruined when they had to put your newly-zombified corpse down, but that's cool too.
Not necessarily. He could go all I Am Legend on them and pull out a grenade once he's out of ammo.

I suppose I'll repeat myself again: One day, I'll wake up and simply walk into the forest. And I'll keep walking. I'll walk until I can't walk any more. And when I finally sit down, at a place where the world has been untouched by the hands of civilization, I will simply fade away, becoming one with everything.
 

Amaurus

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I would die after Chuck Norris shook my hand, because i would be the only person who lived after Chuck Norris shook their hand. Then i would drive a car full of zombies off a 100 foot cliff into a gap in the earths surface. What if hell has no room? I'll make room!
 

Sandag

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I'd suit up (no shoes or socks), stand in the ocean by the shore, spank Vida Guerra, then shoot myself in the head with a nailgun.
 

Fairee

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All I can say is it would involve several hot and naked young guys, a large stash of condoms and a lot of pleasure.

Before a sudden, completely unexpected and fatal heart attack.
 

Agayek

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If I was able to choose my death, I would take a page out of Chewbacca's book and die from a moon falling on me.
 

TheTomGod

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I want to die in an awesome explosion and be the only one that died during said explosion so I could hog all the coverage on the news.
 

TopHatTim

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something epic and full of ballsy badassery.
like walking into the streets of north korea witha fucking sword in robes and a 2 pistols.
dodging rockets and jumping around slicin and dicin er one and shooting anyone that has the courage to stand back up...
my actually dying part not the baddassness that leads to it would be taking like 30 gun shot wounds....then with one bullet left in my gun i kill the high ranking general making them attack...
then when they go to see the face of the man under the mask...i drop a detenator that has been pressed thats a satchel charge hooked up to a nuclear device hiden underneith the ground below me.


yeah
thats right
epic
 

slipknot4

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stinkychops said:
slipknot4 said:
stinkychops said:
Crushed under the statue of Liberty, in such a manner so that dozens of comedians are able to make mediocore jokes about it.

I will then have my coffin filled with dynamite and strapped to the coffin lid.

My tombstone will read:
Treasure and magic midgets in coffin!
killing some asshat from the grave, that oughta earn me an achievement.
"Violent aftermath" 25 achievement points.
My life(death) would be complete.
And you would earn the platinum trophy for completing all challenges IRL!