If you had to die...

[Ursus Astrorum]

I don't play casual games, and I'm so old that I've beaten Tetris.

Zero to one, your move.

...Christ on a cracker.
Alright. Calculate pi to the one trillionth digit!
Or are you incapable?

To calculate pi to the trillionth digit would be to submit a post that would crash even the Escapist. However, I can tell you the last digit of pi.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I don't play casual games, and I'm so old that I've beaten Tetris.

Zero to one, your move.

...Christ on a cracker.
Alright. Calculate pi to the one trillionth digit!
Or are you incapable?

To calculate pi to the trillionth digit would be to submit a post that would crash even the Escapist. However, I can tell you the last digit of pi.

I thought you were part of everything?
Can't you just change The Escapist to be able to survive?
Hmmm?

The fabric of the universe does not affect the internet. /b/ made sure of that some time ago.

Oh, and the last digit of pi is 6.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The fabric of the universe does not affect the internet. /b/ made sure of that some time ago.

Oh, and the last digit of pi is 6.

You must destroy /b/.
It is the only way! Surely you can just kill all of the individuals?
Retroactive abortion?

Alas, I cannot kill that which has no life. I may be more powerful than you can possibly imagine, but even the fabric of reality has its limits. Why do you think it rips so much, anyhow?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The fabric of the universe does not affect the internet. /b/ made sure of that some time ago.

Oh, and the last digit of pi is 6.

You must destroy /b/.
It is the only way! Surely you can just kill all of the individuals?
Retroactive abortion?

Alas, I cannot kill that which has no life. I may be more powerful than you can possibly imagine, but even the fabric of reality has its limits. Why do you think it rips so much, anyhow?

Because you didn't spring for something tough, like canvas?
You used, instead, wool.
Good going.

It's silk, actually. Incredible feats of power tend to strain it quite a bit.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The fabric of the universe does not affect the internet. /b/ made sure of that some time ago.

Oh, and the last digit of pi is 6.

You must destroy /b/.
It is the only way! Surely you can just kill all of the individuals?
Retroactive abortion?

Alas, I cannot kill that which has no life. I may be more powerful than you can possibly imagine, but even the fabric of reality has its limits. Why do you think it rips so much, anyhow?

Because you didn't spring for something tough, like canvas?
You used, instead, wool.
Good going.

It's silk, actually. Incredible feats of power tend to strain it quite a bit.

Meh. I'm not a gay man or a tailor - I wouldn't know.
You should've invested in something stronger.

I'll get with the cosmos on that. Some kevlar would be nice...

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I'd die saving the multiverse by defeating some awesome looking two-hundred story monster (most likely piloted by max the reaper) with a guitar fooly cooly style.

 

[Captinchunk]

Throwing a shoe at george bush ^^
Updated:
Actually fuck the shoe make it a brick
Actually fuck the brick make it a frag
Actually fuck the frag make it a mini nuke
Actually fuck mini ^^

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Throwing a shoe at george bush ^^

Nonono. You've got to throw grenades at him.

Or even better: Shoe Grenades.

 

[Captinchunk]

Updated it

 

[Nutcase]

Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

 

[Agent Larkin]

To quote scottish comedian Frankie Boyle "Drug fueled sex heart attack".