If you had to die...
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In an epic battle to save the one I love, and die heroically in her arms. Or just peaceful in my sleep.
There is no alternative!
Yes you can, it's this:Crapster said:
There is no alternative!
You're already all sentenced to die anyways. On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero anyways.
Destroying the world would be a pretty cool way to die. Why? Why not, it's not like there would be any "me" to appreciate anything after the only object holding that identity dies - my brain, supported by the limited biological support system, my body.
Destroying the world would be a pretty cool way to die. Why? Why not, it's not like there would be any "me" to appreciate anything after the only object holding that identity dies - my brain, supported by the limited biological support system, my body.
I want it to be something memorable. Maybe like being crushed under the 1:1 scale Gundam or something. I don't know.
I want to eat so much awesome food I go into a diabetes related coma. During a supermodel sex-o-thon of course. Maybe throw in a fight to the death with an evil crocadile too.
I would be shot to death by a newly resurrected Theodore Roosevelt driving a WW2-era German Super Tank while I play a guitar solo, after having had threesome with Amanda Seyfried and Drew Berrymore on the desecrated corpse of God. The shot would miss me, hitting a propane tank which would send me skyward Team-Rocket style. I would collide with a Boeing 747, get caught in an engine and cause it to crash into a nearby fireworks factory.
Die Red Dawn style: shooting at a Hind to let my comrades escape while screaming at the top of my lungs WOLVERINES!, then have my name carved into a giant rock that turns into a war memorial. That, or in an epic dual with a bow staff against an army of dark shapes, known only to man as "the dark enemy".
Like Carlin, if I knew when I was gonna die then I'd go somewhere public and start a public speech that picks up and up until finally I end with "...and if I'm wrong may God strike me down!" at which point I'd die and freak out everyone who was listening. That would be pretty fun.
Gaining so much power that I no longer need a physical form and transcend into godhood, shedding life and everything attached to rule all you squishy mortals with an iron fist. Made of telekinetically controlled iron, of course.
In a battle to the death with Bill Gates and all of his security guards. My weapon of choice? An iPad.
I would explode the entire planet. If I'm gonna die, I'm taking every miserable human being with me.
