If you had to EAT yourself to DEATH what would you EAT?

[Claymorez]

Well what will it be today sir/madam? what do you wish me to recommend?

 

[Pezzer]

Legs. No question, It would be easiest and my legs contain very little fat so it would be quite tasty.

Mmmmmmmmm....

EDIT - I thought you meant if you had to litterally eat YOURSELF.

 

[sky14kemea]

eat myself to death?

pot noodles, they'll probably kill me anyway >_> might as well go for it

 

[daviejjd]

Get me a bit of rump, good and tender

 

[Anachronism]

Steak. No argument about it. Get me a massive steak, and I would go to town on it. I tend to do that anyway, but it sounds like an ideal way to die, to be honest. I could eat loads of steak before I die, so I'd get to have a fitting last meal.

On that note, I wonder how much steak I'd have to eat before I did actually die from it...

 

[Nmil-ek]

Poisonous gas, try and sort that one out smartass!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Dominos Pepperoni Pizza with a cold 2 litre bottle of Coke. Hell to the yes.

 

[Abedeus]

Spleen for me, I've heard a human body can survive without it.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Jell-O. Always Jell-O.

 

[Gooble]

Ok, this is ever so slightly insane, but what the hell. Simple really-my heart. That would be the quickest way of killing me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Blue crabs. no question

 

[El Poncho]

Eat myself to death on Italian BMT's from subway or Domino's pizza

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I would eat myself. It seems a shame all that flesh going to waste...

 

[quack35]

BK Burger Shots.

 

[Roamin11]

Shrimp Alfredo, I would go through a lot of pots of that before I would die

Or Yam Rolls

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Mentos, doused down with a bottle of Diet Coke.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Golden Apples from the Garden of Hesperides. Failing that, a grenade covered in cyanide-laced chocolate. Okay, so it's a cheat, but technically it would be something which I ate which killed me!

 

[Flap Jack452]

Jell-O. Always Jell-O.

You would have to eat a massive amount Jell-O for it to kill you.
And, honestly, who has the time to make that much Jell-O?