If you had to EAT yourself to DEATH what would you EAT?

[warlored]

mentos and diet coke so than i can blast my whay out

 

[Claymorez]

only reason I wont allow cyanide is technically your not eating it your drinking a fluid and tiny chemicals inside a capsule................well at least that is what I have been lead to believe is in mainstream cyanide tablets..................(don't ask how I know that )

 

[lwm3398]

if you mean food, crescents and angel hair pasta with crab and cheese in it.

actually eating MYSELF i would pick my whole hand. then i'd bleed out and die.

 

[Nitehammer]

Well, there are two ways to interpret this question.

If you mean eat so much that I die, I'd choose a giant slab of chocolate cake.

If you literally mean you must eat YOURSELF, I'd eat my brain and die before it reached my mouth.

 

[Caboose89]

Robotic Oreos made from magical crocodile laser eggs... and a glass of warm milk.

 

[Emendo5]

Lots of soda and lots of salty snacks. It's gonna kill me anyway, might as well finally put that power to use. "Cola and Lays FTW!"

 

[Claymorez]

Robotic Oreos made from magical crocodile laser eggs... and a glass of warm milk.

WTF

 

[Trumpkin]

Mashed Potato Sandwiches. Totally underated 8]

 

[GodsOneMistake]

String Cheese and gatoraid..... And Lobster, Crab, and BUTTER

 

[Hoxton]

Uh. That sounds like a horrible way to die.

Can't I pick something easier, like being skinned alive, or being burned to death or something?

It's not about eating YOURSELF it's about what would you eat (lots of it) to kill you

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Well, there are a few foods that I like so much I never get tired of them and often eat until I'm just an ounce too full...so, it would have to be one of those. Spaghetti 'n meatballs...or chicken pot pie...

Anything that fills you up more than you think it would...the kind of food that's usually piled up into a bowl all by itself anyway, which just encourages you to eat faster.

Mmm...delicious death...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well what will it be today sir/madam? what do you wish me to recommend?

Just a wafffer thin mint? It iz only a tiny little thing.

 

[pirateninj4]

Pie, meat pie all the way.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Jell-O. Always Jell-O.

You would have to eat a massive amount Jell-O for it to kill you.
And, honestly, who has the time to make that much Jell-O?

Patience is a virtue. Besides, he didn't say that eating was the only thing going on. I could eat Jell-O while reading, playing a game, posting here, et cetra.

 

[G1eet]

A nice juicy 256 oz. steak.
Or some peanut butter pie.

 

[WittyName]

Apple pie and lots of espresso to drink with it. Odd combo but it ought to do the trick.

 

[Fangface74]

Never tried it but I hear heroin would be the way to go!

I reckon your fave food would soon become your least fave when it's forcing your stomach lining to tear & spill over your internal organs!

 

[razer17]

eat myself to death?

pot noodles, they'll probably kill me anyway >_> might as well go for it

seriously. Pot noodless ? i mean, they are nice as a snack, but eat yourself to death?
as for me i would eat the foods i used to eat in germany. is that cheating? either Gyros, Pizza, or curry wurst. although pizza and gyros aren't german foods, the turkish living in germany make them probably, and you can't even get gyros or curry wurst in england, and the pizza's suck in comparison.