If you had to face a Boggart, what would it be?

[porpoise hork]

Can rejection take a physical form?

absolutely..

get married you will find out really fast what it looks like in physical form.

Macgyvercas is confused. Care to elaborate?

when you have a g/f who is bucking for a promotion and you decide that all the years (or months for some) have proven herself invaluable to the team so you bump her up to wife status. Then in an amazingly short period of time (usually 6 months) she goes from Ms. what ever makes my baby happy and a 4-5 times per week average sex life to Mrs. absofuckinglutely not. Seemingly overnight everything you want/desire no matter how small or minor will be rejected by this alter personality that is brought out by the ring. The one ring to ruin it all. It corrupts the un-corruptable, It changes her in ways you cannot fathom. And you will be lucky if you get to have sex once every three months.


don't buy that ring. It is too much for any one woman to handle.

 

[Pandabearparade]

Michelle Bachmann and Newt Gingrich nude and covered in Miracle Whip.

 

[chadachada123]

Either pure darkness, or pure darkness with some hideous Grudge-like creature inside of it.

Bleh.

 

[Hectix777]

Either a giant spider, in the case of actuality. In reality my greatest fears are the dark, heights, and to a lesser extent roller coaster rides.

Don't know how a boggart would show up as an embodiement of a fear of heights, darkness, and thrill rides would be? Any clues/ suggestions guys?

 

[porpoise hork]

Michelle Bachmann and Newt Gingrich nude and covered in Miracle Whip.

Ok yeah.. that one is rather disturbing..


Aw fuck I cant get her half crazed stare from that newsweek cover out of my head now..

 

[Da Orky Man]

Ugh, I don't really know. I've always felt funny when I hear those "I'm your greatest fear" lines. Not that I don't have one, I just don't know what it is. If I had to guess, some sort of undead-ish looking humanoid-ish creature. Not a zombie, as those don't look intelligent, this one does and acts as one. Had a nightmare with that once (close enough, let's call it a nightmare), fairly recently - within last month or two. I'm telling you, that's probably the most unsettling nightmare I've had.

Yeah kinda like that this guys describing. Like a zombie, but intelligent. Also it would be super fast, kinda like you blink and its in front of you. Its eyes would probably be black orbs too since that kinda creeps me out.

Skip to, say, 1:15. Not quite a zombie, but it's close.

 

[RanD00M]

I wouldn't know since I can't think of a single thing from the top of my head that scare me.

 

[The_Waspman]

Kyako. Definately Kyako. Those eyes... That Death Rattle...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Chuckie? Sure.

Run up, punt it as far as I can and rip it's head off while laughing maniacally. Mostly because if this happened, I'd literally go mentally insane and lose control. But it won't be happening anytime soon.

 

[bobmus]

Either something with like a doll-face or blank mask, or some kinda creepy personification of the dark!

 

[Rylingo]

My brother dead.

 

[Snowbell]

Myself, but as I view myself inside my mind and how I think others view me rather than how I actually look in real life. That would scare me to death :L

 

[JordanXlord]

A giant hairy spider. Nothing with that many legs and eyes should be allowed to live. I don't even know what I hate more. The way their legs move creeps me the fuck out but their eyes are just the solid, soulless black of the hellish abyss that they came from.

curse you Ninja!

yea i can't even stand the small garden Spiders!

 

[Nooners]

The Observer from the TribeTwelve video series. In other words, this guy:
http://tribetwelve.wikia.com/wiki/COMECLOSER?image=COMECLOSER_Observer3-png

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

A giant... fucking... wasp...

I would just curl into a ball and cry if I saw a giant fucking boggart-wasp...

 

[Dfskelleton]

Probably a giant wasp, I'm absolutely terrified of wasps/bees

I couldn't agree with you more, my friend. I hate bees/wasps with a passion most would consider unattainable by the human mind. And yet, I do.

 

[Johnny Reb]

someone who hogs the blunt.

 

[game-lover]

The hell if I know.

I'm gonna be one of those people who says she doesn't know her greatest fear is.

But it's not 'cause I don't scare easily. I scare very easily. Lots of things frighten me. I couldn't possibly narrow it down. Be sorta interesting how that Boggart would.