If you had to go back in time, and kill one person...

[Kris015]

Whoever invented the time machine. Because I want to fuck with the natural order of the space time continuum.

Alternatively, JFK. He already got assassinated, so I wouldn't screw up the space time thingy if I did that.

It depends how much I feel like playing with the rules of the universe on the day.
I don't suppose there's an option where I can go back and not kill someone?

You could kill the killer

 

[Blimey]

The first woman.


HA! Humanity in its entirety, wiped out in one clean step!

 

[TraderJimmy]

I would kill the very first chav, in an attempt to delay their spread through England.

That would only work if the person you killed was the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor, they are just a symptom

Ah, good point, in that case I would kill the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor.

Yeah you would!

I love being a communist, especially when people say "Communism doesn't work" and my rebuttal is "and Capitalism does?" BOOM

at least my beliefs are based on helping, damn selfish over-compensators

I don't think Communism should be a political system - it should not be centralised, it should revolve around the natural growth of various individual self-sustaining communes, and it should not preclude capitalist systems existing outside themselves.

Yeah, hippy-ish, but independent communes work, and don't require a popular vote to function. I hope to join or found one when I'm done paying back my family for their help keeping me alive.

OT: I would probably kill Lord NorthCliffe, founder of the Daily Mail.

 

[JoshGod]

i dont think i could kill someone without altering the timeline, which means i dont go back in time to kill that person... universe explodes. if it was a paradox correcting time jump then my brother.

 

[eternalphear]

Solja Boi....

 

[Tipsy Giant]

I would kill the very first chav, in an attempt to delay their spread through England.

That would only work if the person you killed was the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor, they are just a symptom

Ah, good point, in that case I would kill the rich fuck who designed our financial system to fuck the poor.

Yeah you would!

I love being a communist, especially when people say "Communism doesn't work" and my rebuttal is "and Capitalism does?" BOOM

at least my beliefs are based on helping, damn selfish over-compensators

I don't think Communism should be a political system - it should not be centralised, it should revolve around the natural growth of various individual self-sustaining communes, and it should not preclude capitalist systems existing outside themselves.

Yeah, hippy-ish, but independent communes work, and don't require a popular vote to function. I hope to join or found one when I'm done paying back my family for their help keeping me alive.

OT: I would probably kill Lord NorthCliffe, founder of the Daily Mail.

I agree it's nowhere near a perfect solution but it is based on good morals and creates a community of sharing, I just wish people were not so insecure that they feel the need to be better than others

 

[Wicky_42]

Eve. Just for lols ^_^

 

[Wicky_42]

The first woman.


HA! Humanity in its entirety, wiped out in one clean step!

DAMMIT!

 

[Jewrean]

Can't be bothered reading through 7 pages of suggestions... but I guess:

Adam or Eve.

Why? No idea. But it would be the most logical choice to wipe out the scourge of this planet that is humanity.

EDIT: Just read above me, someone suggested the very first woman. Oh well.

 

[Michael Logan]

Well Id go back and kill Uwe boll before he made any movies.

 

[erkon]

geoff hurst ....they think its all over, it is now!

 

[Ewyx]

Rupert Murdoch. It's that easy.

Before he became a media mogul that is.

 

[eggy32]

If I had to then I assume I'm being forced to do it by somebody. In that case I'd go back in time to kill whoever's forcing me to do this so that I will never meet them and never have to do this.... or something.

 

[epikAXE]

I'd go back in time and make you use the search bar. Win

 

[Malyc]

Either, The man who shot kennedy..

Or baraq obama.

Gotta go with Obama, definately Obama. That bastard is totally screwing America up the @$$.

Me, I'd probably kill the pastor of the Westboro Baptist church, just because he is using military funerals as a means to get his message across. Seriously, this dumbass stood across the street from a military funeral with a sign that said "Thank God for dead Soldiers". Put a bullet in the sumbitch.

 

[Malyc]

This sick freak... [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]
Seriously though, I don't know I don't think I can kill anyone...

Oh man, now thats cold...

 

[Tator Salad]

Elanor Roosevelt ...

"did everything just taste like purple?"

Were you aiming for Hitler out the window of a moving time machine?

I was told not to >.>

 

[DonMartin]

Gandhi

Don't ask why, his name just popped into my head and I thought it'd be funny.

Just made me think of this dialogue...

" ..any historic figure. "
" I'd fight Gandhi. "
" Good answer. "
" How about you? "
" Lincoln. "
" Lincoln? "
" Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger. "