If you had to have sex with someone...

[Jegsimmons]

tony stark....because he's fictional and i cant have sex with a fictional character.

LOOP HOLE BITCHES!!!

 

[Flames66]

FYI:

You are not straight if you answer this silly question.

Thanks for clarifying your orientation, I pick this guy due to his cutting wit.

 

[Trucken]

Liam Neeson

Manly as FUCK in Taken, I can't really think of anyone else actually.

 

[higgs20]

this guy right here​

straight as an arrow my entire life, but you best believe that if this opportunity came up I'd be holding my ankles before you could say ' oh look there's iron man'

 

[lacktheknack]

Thank heavens it won't happen. </brazen question-dodge>

In all seriousness, um... no one? I'd kill myself, I guess.

 

[ElPatron]

Probably a Thai ladyboy hooker, if it had to be a man.

I don't mean those you find in a pier, I'm talking about those you have to deal with a toothless guy in a hidden alley. I suppose you get what you pay for, even in Thailand. Right?

 

[3quency]

Well Robert Downey Jr is the obvious choice...

But if we're including not-real people then Garret. That voice...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

...I would rather Kurt Cobain myself than do such a thing.

 

[mrdude2010]

straight, Nathan Fillion.

 

[Dangit2019]

The only possible choice, because he's just that attractive.

I'll see your Captain Jack and raise you a tenth Doctor.

 

[Dangit2019]

Justin Bieber. Just have him bend over and hide his balls and I can imagine I'm having anal sex with a girl.

ZINGER ALERT! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A ZINGER ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

 

[Durgiun]

Justin Bieber. Just have him bend over and hide his balls and I can imagine I'm having anal sex with a girl.

ZINGER ALERT! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A ZINGER ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Dafuq are you talking about?

 

[Dangit2019]

Justin Bieber. Just have him bend over and hide his balls and I can imagine I'm having anal sex with a girl.

ZINGER ALERT! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A ZINGER ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Dafuq are you talking about?

You made a joke...about justin bieber...and it wasn't a joke until the end, so...

Never mind, I'll just go back into the corner.

 

[Durgiun]

Justin Bieber. Just have him bend over and hide his balls and I can imagine I'm having anal sex with a girl.

ZINGER ALERT! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A ZINGER ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Dafuq are you talking about?

You made a joke...about justin bieber...and it wasn't a joke until the end, so...

Never mind, I'll just go back into the corner.

Oh, I apologize. My modern vernacular is not updated to what you youngsters are usin'. Now git off mah lawn.

 

[saoirse13]

The only female I think I could choose would be Zooey Deschanel. Just cause she is pretty.

 

[royohz]

Steven Wilson

Aaaaand there you go.

Also, ultra-power-respect fist bump.

 

[Macgyvercas]

This guy, hands down. It would be legen- Wait for it! ...-dary!
[sub]I'm a little concerned with how quickly I could come up with that answer, though.[/sub]

You fucking ninja! I was gonna say him!

Well, him or Nathan Fillion.

 

[DANEgerous]

But... I have willingly and enjoyed sleeping with both... I have never felt so alone because i am not at all alone, that hurts my brain... stupid paradox.

 

[Thespian]

well then, have sex with by the person you admire against your will and possibly be scared for the rest of your life or certain death.

i think you might know what i'd choose.

is this what you wanted?

No. I wanted you to just pick a cool famous dude and get over it because posting a picture of the guy does not actually equate to having sex with him which is why no one else is comparing this to rape o.<
That or, y'know, don't post. Since your post was just a refusal to partake in the discussion. Which is the same as not posting except everyone knows that you specifically have not

But like, whatevs.