If you had to have sex with someone...

[shrekfan246]

You fucking ninja! I was gonna say him!

Well, him or Nathan Fillion.

They are both handsome devils.

[sub]It's like he's staring straight into your soul.[/sub]

EDIT: Broken image links suck.

 

[Jedoro]

Hmm... theoretically, in this game, could an asexual choose anyone?

OT: I dunno. Let me try to logic my way out of this situation, for giggles...

Aha! "Gender"! Not sex! Therefore, I could have sex with a women who wants to be a man, if I understand my alternative definitions of gender correctly.

This, because technicalities are awesome.

Alternatively, I'd claim to be bi so I could kill myself instead.

 

[RatRace123]

Go go gadget man-crush:

Chris Hemsworth​

THAT is one attractive dude, and I feel no shame in saying it.

No shame at all. Chris Hemsworth is also my man-crush, and my answer.

 

[The Thinker]

Hmm... theoretically, in this game, could an asexual choose anyone?

OT: I dunno. Let me try to logic my way out of this situation, for giggles...

Aha! "Gender"! Not sex! Therefore, I could have sex with a women who wants to be a man, if I understand my alternative definitions of gender correctly.

This, because technicalities are awesome.

Alternatively, I'd claim to be bi so I could kill myself instead.

Thank you. And I'm fairly certain that when he said this:

For the record, if you're bi, sorry but this question doesn't really apply, and I suppose "Kill myself instead" is always an option if you're really that inclined against it.

He was just listing two unrelated things, so you don't have to be bisexual to kill yourself. I mean, why would a bisexual do that? They were just handed a free ticket to have sex with anyone!

 

[Jedoro]

Hmm... theoretically, in this game, could an asexual choose anyone?

OT: I dunno. Let me try to logic my way out of this situation, for giggles...

Aha! "Gender"! Not sex! Therefore, I could have sex with a women who wants to be a man, if I understand my alternative definitions of gender correctly.

This, because technicalities are awesome.

Alternatively, I'd claim to be bi so I could kill myself instead.

Thank you. And I'm fairly certain that when he said this:

For the record, if you're bi, sorry but this question doesn't really apply, and I suppose "Kill myself instead" is always an option if you're really that inclined against it.

He was just listing two unrelated things, so you don't have to be bisexual to kill yourself. I mean, why would a bisexual do that? They were just handed a free ticket to have sex with anyone!

I see it now. But I suppose if I were in a situation where I *had* to, I wouldn't have to kill myself, because sufficient resistance would bring my oppressor to do the deed for me.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Chris Hemsworth and Neil Patrick Harris mentioned in the first five posts?
I love you, Escapist.

But yeah, definitely Neil Patrick Harris.
Every time I see a picture of him I get roughly 0.23% gayer, I swear.

[small]Wooo, 2,000 posts. Fuck yeah ***** tits.[/small]

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

sexy snip

The only possible choice, because he's just that attractive.

Pretty fucking much. Barrowman is, as I have been saying for a while now, a sexy beast. However, I still have another person I would prefer.

THE TARDIS! No, not really. But yeah, David Tennant is someone I'd like prefer. I don't really know why.

 

[Buizel91]

This guy, hands down <3

Matthew Grey Gubler is man crush without a doubt!

For those wondering where he is from, he plays Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds

 

[Chalacachaca]

That guy from "The Crying Game", he totally looks like a chick. Hell, he looks even more femenine than some women.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Can I clone myself? Does that count?

 

[Wereduck]

Johnny Depp, just so I can rub it in the face of practically every woman I meet.

There is no other answer.

This gives me an interesting idea: could I pick up hot chicks with "I had Johnny Depp's cock in my ass."? It's likely the closest most of them would ever get...

If not I'd have to go with Al Pacino just for his pervasive awesomeness. Honorable mention to Christopher Walken and Henry Rollins, who score just as high for awesome but I suspect Walken would be into some freaky shit and Rollins would likely tear me in half.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Johnny Depp, just so I can rub it in the face of practically every woman I meet.

There is no other answer.

This gives me an interesting idea: could I pick up hot chicks with "I had Johnny Depp's cock in my ass."? It's likely the closest most of them would ever get...

.

Nah...they'd just ALL want to stick a cock in your ass...you'll do well in the chicks that own a strap-on crowd

Now if YOU got to be the top, then the "I stuck my cock in Johnny Depp's ass" might get you laid since they'd be with the cock that was with Johnny Depp...the butt that was with Depp...notsomuch.

 

[Wereduck]

Johnny Depp, just so I can rub it in the face of practically every woman I meet.

There is no other answer.

This gives me an interesting idea: could I pick up hot chicks with "I had Johnny Depp's cock in my ass."? It's likely the closest most of them would ever get...

.

Nah...they'd just ALL want to stick a cock in your ass...you'll do well in the chicks that own a strap-on crowd

Now if YOU got to be the top, then the "I stuck my cock in Johnny Depp's ass" might get you laid since they'd be with the cock that was with Johnny Depp...the butt that was with Depp...notsomuch.

Yup, can't fault your reasoning there and I don't think I could get it up for a man...plus it appears Depp is single again so it looks like that master plan is FUBAR anyway.

Guess I've got to go with Pacino then. Come to think of it he had his cock in Beverly D'Angelo so I guess that's a bonus.

 

[BernardoOne]

Stephen Fry.