If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

[Keith Reedy]

An army of pikmin. An army of 100 red leaf pikmin, all named steve...

Slice slice slice.

Umm when did this turn from "what army would you take to invade hell with" to "whose army is the best"?

Theoretically if we were all attacking hell at once...

Well my good sir, let me throw my hat in the ring by introducing you to something I call the fuck up principle. You see most of the armies you are comparing your self to you out number you 1 to 1,000,000,000,000 and while your guys can certainly kill many at a time eventually one of them will make a mistake. And a mistake to you can be costly because you have very few guys. With my I can have 1,000,000 million tyranids fuck up because I have 5,000,000 more to replace them. I win by simple means of attrition. I just wait for your guys to make mistakes and then take you down one by one.

Yeah same principle

An army of pikmin. An army of 100 red leaf pikmin, all named steve...

Slice slice slice.

Umm when did this turn from "what army would you take to invade hell with" to "whose army is the best"?

Theoretically if we were all attacking hell at once...

Well my good sir, let me throw my hat in the ring by introducing you to something I call the fuck up principle. You see most of the armies you are comparing your self to you out number you 1 to 1,000,000,000,000 and while your guys can certainly kill many at a time eventually one of them will make a mistake. And a mistake to you can be costly because you have very few guys. With my I can have 1,000,000 million tyranids fuck up because I have 5,000,000 more to replace them. I win by simple means of attrition. I just wait for your guys to make mistakes and then take you down one by one.

I doubt mistakes because of how quickly those guys are seriously dying (not quick enough such as days or hours to make mistake) but if you can provide enough you could win by sheer fatigue... but then I could probably just create a massive firestorm as a final attack and that other special gundam would make a mega-gigantic beam cannon that cut a swath through them as we retreated and came back while you were fighting the other forces (the few I hadn't killed yet) and then we'd be replenished and just mop you guys up with refreshed stamina.

What would you do if one of the other armies such as the Imperium or tyranids or hoo-da-ha just said screw it and blew hell up The teleporters could escape, maybe the limits of the gundams teleportation and how long they can stay in their uber modes is poorly defined. they may lack the range to escape, course you might not be able to blow hell up but for the sake of argument lets say they do.

We're all underestimating Satan, hence why I brought the 1 kilometer long energy blade.

So you loose the ones that can't teleport.

Aren't these gundams piloted by squishy mortal humans that could fall pray to the illusions and temptations of hell? Come to talk about it couldn't most of the armies mention fall to such things anyway?

 

[DwarfGWH]

Every single pokemon level 100 (even the evolved forms) since the very beggining to Pokemon Black. I just owned Satin.

 

[Setsuri21]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

 

[Delsana]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

And yet the "Gods" apparently killed their own immortal Gods? That's ... uh impossible seeing as how "immortal God" is you know an Immortal God.

In any case I'll ignore the god-moding and respond to proper battles.

 

[Keith Reedy]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

Thats nice but we're talking multi-universe here so the gods of that universe wouldn't have any power over other seperate uni's

 

[PurePareidolia]

I'm going to have to go with The Norse gods and the soldiers in Valhalla - each one is destined to either die at Ragnarok, or will just respawn in Odin's halls before then. So as long as they fight Hell's armies, they have guaranteed temporal plot armor, plus, any they do lose will simply be able to come back and keep fighting.

With enough time, their numbers and strength become irrelevant

 

[Dango]

I would choose only one man:

Spoiler: Shishio Makoto

He's conquered it already, I'm sure he can do it again.

 

[Setsuri21]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

And yet the "Gods" apparently killed their own immortal Gods? That's ... uh impossible seeing as how "immortal God" is you know an Immortal God.

In any case I'll ignore the god-moding and respond to proper battles.

Immortal doesn't mean invincible. But yeah, I pretty much brought them up just because the continuous accounts of 5 Gundams that can apparently beat armies millions of times larger than they, or, my personal favorite, identical copies of themselves plus every other gundam ever created, just because. It gets really tiresome and reminds me of small children who can never be beaten because they are the bestest evar!

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

We'll get the entire normandy in on this one

No one can stop us.

Hell will freeze over.

 

[ultrachicken]

Probably the collection of all SPARTANs in the Halo universe, 2 and 3. Or the doom guy.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Silly.

The Imperium. We'll grind hell under our boots through attrition.

 

[theSHAH]

The forces of Deathwing, they seem pretty resistant to heat.

 

[4173]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

And yet the "Gods" apparently killed their own immortal Gods? That's ... uh impossible seeing as how "immortal God" is you know an Immortal God.

In any case I'll ignore the god-moding and respond to proper battles.

Immortal doesn't mean invincible. But yeah, I pretty much brought them up just because the continuous accounts of 5 Gundams that can apparently beat armies millions of times larger than they, or, my personal favorite, identical copies of themselves plus every other gundam ever created, just because. It gets really tiresome and reminds me of small children who can never be beaten because they are the bestest evar!

My friend did that with a Lego leaf. I never did come up with anything that could beat it.



Anyway, I'll change my answer to Painkiller, because you can't stop the Painkiller [deadly wheels, Painkiller].

 

[Delsana]

It seems that hell is a relatively minor detail at this point. The discussion is more about how to defeat the 5 gundams.

This would require:

Teleport capability that can match the gundams, there are quite a lot of fictional universes where that is available. It wouldn't have to be with unlimited power supply, since chasing is impossible when teleporting and outnumberred.

Sensor strength that allows you to detect the gunmdams before they detect you. In the Culture universe, the Commonwealth universe or the Foundation universe that sensor strength is measured in lightyears. I have no clue about the sensor capabilities of gundams, but this point isn't essential anyway.

Cloaking capabilities above and beyond what the gundams can detect. There are several universes where perfect cloaking is available, and i know of no example of gundams defeating any cloaking enemies. If this is achieved the gundams are utterly fucked.


As far as i recall the culture army has already been thrown into the mix, and no response from the gundams have been proposed yet. I feel the culture would win that one, seeing as they have all the above available (though the teleport is still experimental).

But i'd use The Heart of Gold myself, if i know the objectives i wish to accomplish it's just a matter of calculating the probability factor and plotting it into the improbability drive and it's all over.

The Ascendancy could wish their time line out of existence before it ever started. It wouldn't matter if those gundams could move at FTL speeds at were completely and totally invincible. They can't prevent Gods from wishing them out of existence.

And yet the "Gods" apparently killed their own immortal Gods? That's ... uh impossible seeing as how "immortal God" is you know an Immortal God.

In any case I'll ignore the god-moding and respond to proper battles.

Immortal doesn't mean invincible. But yeah, I pretty much brought them up just because the continuous accounts of 5 Gundams that can apparently beat armies millions of times larger than they, or, my personal favorite, identical copies of themselves plus every other gundam ever created, just because. It gets really tiresome and reminds me of small children who can never be beaten because they are the bestest evar!

Now I sliced them before they got out of docking, specifically the one's that could be used against me.

 

[zarix2311]

No one? Really? Okay, I'll say it. I'd use God's armies (the army of angels).

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Daleks, and/or Cybermen. Also, Sontarans and a platoon of Judoon (upon the moon). Pretty much all of the armies that the Doctor has fought.

Energy bladed

Only Dalektanium (Hey, I'm not the one who wrote it!) is THE strongest material in the universe. It took two clips from a military assault rifle to take down a single mass-produced Dalek, imagine one of their multicolored ones or their ships. And the Cybermen have no leaders, so you can't cut off a head, and instead you just keep getting more until you have an army 8,000,000,00 strong, or more, depending on the time in the universe. The Judon just don't know when to stop... five Gundam don't stand a chance against the armies the Doctor has fought and won against.

Which brings up another note, the Doctor himself. He has a small army of companions to fight with, plus Jack-flippin-Harkness and Torchwood. I don't think there's much a bunch of demons can do to a man with a screwdriver and a stolen box.

 

[Matthew Dunn]

Dante from Devil May Cry
that is all

 

[StormShaun]

An army of my PERFECT Fallout: NV characters, they will all die!

Just give us a hell load of ammo, meds, armor and weapons and im sure we can kill them all.

and if I had to choose a real army, an army of Angels lead by yours truly, who is The Angel of Lightning!!

 

[krazymouse]

ZERG RUSH!!! With Zerglings of course, they were raised on char, a lava planet.