If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

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Chronologger

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Well this is easy; The army of Heaven. That includes God, the arch angels, guardian angels and all the cherubs.
 
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Replicators from Star Gates as unless you can wipe them all out at the one time with the 1 attack they are other wise invincible. If Thor and his race can't beat them what chance does hell have?

I have a better one an army of billions of twelve year old kids that have spent more time playing CoD than anything else controlling soldiers that work exactly like the CoD soldier(same weapons loadout etc) that have infinite respawns.

Now lets see Hell get Spawn killed, nOObtubed, bs knifed and Attack gunnered.
 

WaReloaded

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The Justice League. Yes, definitely the Justice League. I don't believe anything in hell is capable of stopping the combined power of Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash and Superman. Wonder Woman, Aquaman and M. Manhunter will assist from the sidelines, of course.
 

Otterby

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Dwarves.

Combat skills at Legendary and everything of exceptional quality and made of titanium, exept for hammers and maces which will be silver. Depending on how long the assault will last, I might have to designate a food stockpile on the first circle, but I doubt it will come to that.

We will show the Prince of Darkness the meaning of Fun.
 

Aean

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Well...
-Republic Army: Smaller than the empires, but trained for their job and it includes commandos and Jedi.

-Pokemon: Someone pointed it out, there is enough of them and they are varied enough they could prolly do it.

-Do you think its possible to mass produce the 4 sword?

-2 Ghosts, a Dark Templar, and an Observer (optional infestor)
 

Titan Buttons

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An army of Eldar, even if they are killed I can collect their soul stones and resurrect them.
My stratergie would be that of the Eldar, hit and run I don't think it would be smart to try and have a breserk blood bath with the minions of Hell.
 

bificommander

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Well, the angelic army beat them the first time around, which is how they ended up in Hell in the first place, so let's ask the experts I say. Of course, there's some debate on whether they are fictional, and if Hell exists they definately aren't fictional anymore.

I'm not a W40K buff, but I do realize those armies are, by design, some of the most hideously oversized, overequiped death machines in fiction. So yeah, one of them. I wouldn't use humans though, far too much chance of being tempted away by the demons (look how many recruits Chaos gets). The Necrons or Tyranids sound like appropriately mindless slaughter machines.

Oh, and has The Salvation War been brought up? It's a nice web-story about invading Hell with a non-fictional army. And then Heaven for an encore.
 

theonecookie

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I'm going to have to go with pre-heresy imperium from 40k back when a space marine army had hundreds of thousands and the imperial guard where the imperial army (combined guard and navy)and had entire armored companys made up of nothing but baneblade variants

Basically the only force in 40k to take on all the others (except tau they didn't exist yet) and win consistently enough that the imperium now owns more than 50% of the known galaxy plus on top of this the emperor and the primarks are still alive or not lost and just one of those guys can level an entire planet by them self's

so the most overpowered faction from the most overpowered universe :p
 

dvd_72

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Do one man armies count? In that case I'd just send Dante from Devil May Cry in there. I mean, he knows the place. Been there what? Three times? He'll just carve his way to Satan and take him down, no sweat.

I pity the demons who cross his path...
 

MordinSolus

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Varanfan9 said:
Ok so here is the situation. You have to invade and take over hell. You know with the fire and demons and what not. Now obviously you are not doing this alone. You can use one fictional army to be your troops in the invasion while you command them. Which would you use and why?
Personally I would use the Tyranid army from Warhammer 40,000. Their numbers range into the billions and are a hive mind so I wouldn't have to worry about them betraying orders or something of that sorts when things get dicey.
Also description of what your up against:
Hell's number of soldiers: 666 million (haha see what I did there)
Hell is divided into nine circles with more demons with better weapons the further you go
Early demons use swords and such while later ones can shoot fire and have flying capabilities
To win you must take over ninth circle and defeat Satan so you don't necessarily have to take over the other circles.
*Edit* For added fun tell us the strategy you plan to use. For me I'm going to do a huge invasion of the first circle and set up base there. Then send out gene stealers to disguise themselves as demons and get close to the ninth circle to blind side Satan from no where when suddenly all the demons guarding him turn out to be my own troops in disguise.
Hm... One of a few:
1) Void Rays from Starcraft
2) The Alliance military (that way, I have Commander Shepard on my side).
3) A team consisting of the unkillable characters from every COD game.
4) One man army: Chuck Norris.
 

JamesStone

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The Geth. Yes like in billions of billions of geth. With the heretics at their side, and their battleships, and a lot of Primes, Snipers, Hunters and Destroyers, with Legion and Vanguard Paragorn Shepard leading the strike. And Colossus. Many, many Colossus

I believe I just won.
 

flaviok79

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Sheppard, Garrus, Liara. Driving a Mako, Joker firing the Normandy weapons down on Mr. Littlehorn and associates.
 

ducis

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Roland of Gilead, Susannah Dean, Eddie Dean, Jake Chambers, Cuthbert Allgood, Allain Johns,Jamie De Curry

Gunslingers to me!