Mine'd be all Machete-lookin and a good ten inches in length. The ***** slap? that's a given, but I'd have to Falcom Punch someone. I also like the idea that the films had in being able to control the length and individually as well... I think. I haven't sat down to watch the films in a while. But I digress, I'd have 'em come out straight through my skin. Anything else would be weird for me. Oh, and I'd better get the enhanced healing.